You know to be honest I think I could fill a stadium. I am not bragging I know I could. First I would use my wit. People LOVE to laugh. But I would have to be careful and watch I don’t insult ANYONE with it.
Next I would go for the grieving widows and lonely, They would do anything just to get attention, And I would be the perfect one to give it to them. Expecially the rich one, the more money you have the more attention you will get from me. Using the word of God of course.
Then I would go for the lost, searchers. And remember I will tell the ALL what THEY want to hear. Remember what our lord said those with ears itching to hear what they want.
Then I would go to the people living in sin, and say its okay, Oh the sinners would LOVE me, I would tell them its okay, the more you sin, the closer you are to GOd. He loves you. You are ALL getting IN, I LOVE YOU.
Those 3 words can get you ANYTHING you want.
Here is the funny thing, I would never tell the sinners that they MUST REPENT and are living in a state of Mortal sin. I mean come on who am I, the POPE. Why do I want to put my self on the line and be hated for telling the truth.
Heck no. I am telling them they are ALL GETTING IN. Funny how you can’t play God and judge sin and tell them if they do not come clean and repent they are going to hell.
BUT, BUT BUT BUT. I can play GOD and tell them they are ALL SAVED!! Getting IN, Just believe. Just Confess Jesus Christ is my personal friend and Savior. Then go home, keep living the way I want, in sin, whatever. Because I believe. MY FAITH my belief will save me. Do all the evil works I want. GOD DIED FOR US ALL, and we are all saved.
Oh yeah, I could play them LIKE a FIDDLE!! And the devil would be my best friend dancing beside me, wishing me nothing but the best!

:nope: But when you KNOW the truth, and most of these people do, they just don’t want to hear it.
Hey lets be honest. WHO DOES:shrug: