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A while back one of the blogs I subscribe to had an awesome post about Brown Scapulars I thought you all might enjoy…
romancleric.blogspot.com/2007/09/what-can-brown-do-for-you.html
It is written by a nun with a whole lot of common sense. You really may enjoy reading whole thing but here is a teaser from about 1/2 way down the blog… it is about the person that asks if they can lead a immoral life and just wear a brown scapular:
*The one time you take it off to shower, you’ll slip on the soap and crack your head open. The bus that knocks you out of your shoes will knock you right out of your scapular. The flood waters that wash you away will wash the scapular off your neck. Your evil boyfriend will remove it while you sleep and murder you for your jewels. The paramedic will take it off to give you a shot of adrenaline that doesn’t work. The nursing home worker will steal it from you. The atomic blast will vaporize the Scapular one millisecond before it vaporizes you. As you tumble, end over end, down the basement stairs with no one home to hear all the thumping, your scapular will be tossed off and land right before your eyes along with you at the foot of the stairs. As the life drains from you as you lay bleeding from your head wound, you will reach pathetically for your scapular, but the cat will grab it and run out the basement window. At some point, you are going to want to throw it in the wash. When you do, you’ll drop dead.
ENJOY!!!***
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romancleric.blogspot.com/2007/09/what-can-brown-do-for-you.html
It is written by a nun with a whole lot of common sense. You really may enjoy reading whole thing but here is a teaser from about 1/2 way down the blog… it is about the person that asks if they can lead a immoral life and just wear a brown scapular:
*The one time you take it off to shower, you’ll slip on the soap and crack your head open. The bus that knocks you out of your shoes will knock you right out of your scapular. The flood waters that wash you away will wash the scapular off your neck. Your evil boyfriend will remove it while you sleep and murder you for your jewels. The paramedic will take it off to give you a shot of adrenaline that doesn’t work. The nursing home worker will steal it from you. The atomic blast will vaporize the Scapular one millisecond before it vaporizes you. As you tumble, end over end, down the basement stairs with no one home to hear all the thumping, your scapular will be tossed off and land right before your eyes along with you at the foot of the stairs. As the life drains from you as you lay bleeding from your head wound, you will reach pathetically for your scapular, but the cat will grab it and run out the basement window. At some point, you are going to want to throw it in the wash. When you do, you’ll drop dead.
ENJOY!!!***
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