Well, there you are. It would have been a simple matter of being specific, instead of making a general statement that is false for many Christian communions that are loosely referred to as protestant.Sure thing Jon! Just google “become a pastor” and the answer will be crystal clear.
I Googled “internet ordination”, and the first 3 or 4 hits were for the Universal Life Church Monastary, which is not Christian at all, so they don’t count.
Another one near the top was www.open-ministry.org. It too says it will “ordain” anyone, so it is not Christian either.
Most of these online ordinations have to do with wedding chapels, not communions.
Jon