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(Okay…playing devil’s advocate here…).
You need to get far away from that Catholic Church and their super computer that has your non-Catholic name in the Vatican so they can track you down when the tribulation comes.
Ya know I read that in a little comic book tract, so you KNOW it’s gotta be true, right?
Then of course there is the fact that you won’t be allowed to read the Bible and they’ll charge you money to try to get into Heaven.
Remember what the Roman pagans used to say about 'em. “These are the ones that eat their god and drown their children.”
Heck, based on that, I think I better get myself down to that new church across the highway and get saved right away.
(Okay…that was like C.S. Lewis’ description of how hard writing The Screwtape Letters was for him because of the diabolical mindset that he had to get into when he didn’t believe any of it.
My real advice? The same as that which Ananias said to St. Paul in Acts 22:16.
“16] And now why do you wait? Rise and be baptized, and wash away your sins, calling on his name.”)
You need to get far away from that Catholic Church and their super computer that has your non-Catholic name in the Vatican so they can track you down when the tribulation comes.
Ya know I read that in a little comic book tract, so you KNOW it’s gotta be true, right?
Then of course there is the fact that you won’t be allowed to read the Bible and they’ll charge you money to try to get into Heaven.
Remember what the Roman pagans used to say about 'em. “These are the ones that eat their god and drown their children.”
Heck, based on that, I think I better get myself down to that new church across the highway and get saved right away.
(Okay…that was like C.S. Lewis’ description of how hard writing The Screwtape Letters was for him because of the diabolical mindset that he had to get into when he didn’t believe any of it.
My real advice? The same as that which Ananias said to St. Paul in Acts 22:16.
“16] And now why do you wait? Rise and be baptized, and wash away your sins, calling on his name.”)