Cdl. Burke would quite a blessing, The nutty that NCR and Andrew Sullivan would throw alone would be worth it.
I wouldn’t mind Cdl. Dolan, but he needs to do less waving of the U.S. Constitution in people’s faces. So here’s a little lesson for him for the future if the mandatory contraception-funding issue comes up:
The right response:
Contraception is evil. It desecrates the marital bond, offends against chastity, and is a menace to public morals. It is reprehensible to engage in contraceptive acts or to cooperate in them in any way. Public bodies should not be promoting or enabling this sin. Neither Holy Mother Church, nor any other group, religious or secular, nor any individual should be forced by government to divulge funds for such wicked purposes.
The wrong response:
We Catholics have this weird idea that contraception is bad. We have no reason for this belief. Don’t look at us, man; it’s the old man in Rome. He made up this rule and the rest of us are stuck with it. It’s like the Jews and pork–a ‘religion’ thing. However, even though poor, poor women (Who cares about men, after all?) are going to, like die, or whatever it is that happens to chicks who don’t get their contraceptive pills, we are selfishly sticking with our arbitrary dislike, and we think we’ve found something in the constitution that forces you to let us.
Hat tip to “Bonald” for that.