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AlanFromWichita
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This site is MUCH more interesting
churchofeuthanasia.org/
Omigod. I have to quit reading because I’m hurting from laughing.
That’s about the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time!!
Under the FAQ “How can I help” we have:
Finally, you can help by spreading the word. Talk to people. Proselytize shamelessly. Write a letter to the editor of your local paper. Get on the radio or TV. Be a nuisance. Cause trouble. Piss people off, especially your breeding friends. Carpe diem.
6. I’ve already procreated. Can I still join?
Absolutely! So long as you don’t have any more. We have a number of members with children, and we even have a member whose son joined too. What’s done is done. What matters is your commitment now.
The Church has only one commandment, and it is “Thou Shalt Not Procreate.” In addition, we have four “pillars” or principles, which are Suicide, Abortion, Cannibalism and Sodomy.
And this one is my favorite:Note that cannibalism is only required for those who insist on eating flesh, and is strictly limited to consumption of the already dead. Also note that sodomy is defined as any sexual act not intended for procreation: fellatio, cunnilingus, and anal sex are all forms of sodomy and are still illegal in some parts of the United States.
5. Do I have to kill myself?
Of course you don’t have to kill yourself! If you really want to, though, wait until after you’ve joined the Church. That way, you automatically become a saint, without any additional paperwork. Don’t forget to leave a note thanking and/or blaming the Church, and feel free to will us your estate, if you have one.
I’m choking from laughing so hard.
Alan