Curmudgeons Under Down

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christofirst said:
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SojournerOnEarth:
And where is my cigar?
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Gov smoked them all 😒 The real question is, where have YOU been?
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He can have them. They were pretty lousy, anyway. Lice problems.

I’ve been right here, wherever I am. How about yourself? I hope you have not you availed yourself of the opportunity of getting burned to death and/or sliding into the sea?
 
And where is Ding-A-Ling? I shall summon her to tell you to GET OFF MY LAWN.

Dad-burned whippersnapper infestation anyway. PFUI.
 
I’m not afraid of no manatee thingy…piping up with claws extended ,bristles making this cat larger than normal…😼
 
NO ONE can escape the time-traveling, artificially intelligent, weaponized and shield-protected PITCAIRN ISLAND COFFEE MAKER!!!

Believe me, I’ve tried.
 
So there IS someone more fierce and crafty than your self! I have nothing to fear 😼
Nice to meet you,and what planet have you been visiting while I’ve stepped on your lawn and raided the garden out the back?
 
SojournerOnEarth said:
NO ONE can escape the time-traveling, artificially intelligent, weaponized and shield-protected PITCAIRN ISLAND COFFEE MAKER!!!

Believe me, I’ve tried.
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It is capable, among other things, of perking unbelievably bad coffee.

Drink this.
🛒

And you WILL be grateful for it. The Coffee Maker KNOWS.

I put it in a shopping cart because the Coffee Maker’s coffee shattered all my coffee cups. Something about hypersonic vibrations. Hopefully your fillings are good ones.
 
Hey, SojournerOnEarth is back. I thought I felt a disturbance in the force. And that seems to have triggered Gov’s multiple personalties. That rates the special coffee I found behind the gas station I stopped at on the way back from Arizona. At least I think it’s coffee.
:coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee:
 
My doctor said that my CT scan came out looking like that picture. I gave an appointment on Groundhog day.
 
Blah, blah, blah…

Get off my lawn.

Blah, blah, blah…

👵🚬

@sojourneronearth Hmph. So you’re back – don’t expect some dad-gummed-touchy-feelie-hippy-hugfest from me.

You’re welcome.
 
We can even revive the short-lived Curmudgeon Liturgical Dance Troupe.

Just a heads up, everyone, my touchy-feely-hippie-hugs last an uncomfortably long time.
 
She’s um,quite pretty…🤭
I’m going to study that picture and hope for interesting dreams.Sojourner isn’t asleep too?
What’s the name of the image there Gov’?
 
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