Curmudgeons Under Down

[Greenfields]

Funny how the couple arnt to concerned about it ,the dog looks like the only one slightly worried.
Night…yawn .

 

[StephieNorthCo]

Meh. Nothing that a good batch of Mudgie Coffee can’t cure.

 

[Entwhistler]

Death comes for everyone but I wasn’t expecting Cthulhu rising from Ryleh to bring it.

 

[StephieNorthCo]

That’s a different entity entirely from Bob the dinosaur from Dilbert. (Dang engineering humor).

 

[SojournerOnEarth]

Blah, blah, blah…

Get off my lawn.

Blah, blah, blah…



@sojourneronearth Hmph. So you’re back – don’t expect some dad-gummed-touchy-feelie-hippy-hugfest from me.

You’re welcome.

Pfui. And people expect me to go back to making the coffee, I suppose.

I am sending you on a secret mission: get all these things off my lawn.

 

[SojournerOnEarth]

Did anyone teach @discobot to make coffee?

 

[discobot]

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

 

[SojournerOnEarth]

@discobot make coffee

 

[SojournerOnEarth]

@discobot get off my lawn

 

[SojournerOnEarth]

@discobot display help.

@discobot display help.

 

[discobot]

I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

3, 6

@discobot quote

Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

You may rely on it

 

[SojournerOnEarth]

#discobot push California into the ocean

 

[christofirst]

The Coastal Commission won’t allow that

 

[Muzhik]

Just a heads up, everyone, my touchy-feely-hippie-hugs last an uncomfortably long time.

Well, so long as you keep your hands from going where they don’t belong, then the long time is fine with me.

 

[Muzhik]

The Coastal Commission won’t allow that

Well, duh! Just push the Coastal Commission in after California! Like that scene in 2012.

 

[Gertabelle]

Pfui. And people expect me to go back to making the coffee, I suppose.

I am sending you on a secret mission: get all these things off my lawn.

I’ll be only too glad to clear off the lawn. That’s where we’re setting up the First Annual Touchy Feely Hippie Hugfest and Autumn Festival.

We’re holding it this weekend.

We were going to wait until October, but certain southerners complained that using the northerner’s interpretation of “autumn” was hemispherist.

The northerners complained that if we used the south’s definition of “autumn” there wouldn’t be enough time to prepare.

So we’re having it this weekend so I don’t have to listen to any more complaining.

Now get to work, people. @sojourneronearth wants a hug.

 

[StephieNorthCo]

discobot push California into the ocean

They already tried that. The ocean pushed it back.

 

[discobot]

Cannot predict now

 

[discobot]

My sources say no

 

[discobot]

As I see it, yes