Did anybody get a sham-wow for Christmas?

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CatsAndDogs said:
Ich sehr-liebe German engineering, und vill HAF vun ov those wunder-towels, die sham-wowen, ven ich can die money scraped together get!

Aber, Ich do think Herr Gary iz a bit ov a geekheimer. Jawohl.

(( Where’s the Lederhosen-clad smiley!? Oh well… )

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Ist das nicht ein gut Shamwow?
Ja, das ist ein gut Shamwow!
Oh du schoene, oh du schoene, oh du schoene Schnitzelbank! 😉
 
whatevergirl said:
LOL–I laughed at this title! 😃 My dd (who is only 12) wanted a shamwow for Christmas. She said when she is an ‘adult,’ she is going to buy EVERYTHING she sees on infomercials…Needless to say, she did NOT get a shamwow. I mean come on…new guitar or a shamwow? lol Video games or a shamwow…she said it could have been a stocking stuffer.:rolleyes:
Merry Christmas everyone!
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LOL I am telling you – your DD and my Eden should really hang out and go bowling together! Billy Mays absolutely FASCINATES my Eden, she’d buy ice from him even if she lived in Alaska.

But Guy, it’s not Billy Mays who sells the Sham Wow. It’s some guy with a head-phone microphone like he’s working a county fair!

We do have Mighty Putty and it DOES work as promised – however I happened to notice you can buy one tub of the SAME thing at Ace for $5, it’s just called something else.

But oh MY does Mighty Putty STINK. :eek: Ian says it smells like a perm. I think it smells like a drug lab. Either way, get one of those nostril pluggers for swimmers or breath through your mouth if you use it. :cool:
 
BamaRider said:
Y’all think I oughta order D a Snuggie? Her BD is Jan 12th. What color? Dang that would be funny, watching her eat popcorn in a snuggie like that guy on tv.
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Nah get her the Elvis T-Shirt. Then you’ll get time off in purgatory. 👍
 
Nah get her the Elvis T-Shirt. Then you’ll get time off in purgatory.
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LMBO I forgot about that LOL.

That’s right…his name is Spence. I like him better then BillyM.
 
BamaRider said:
LMBO I forgot about that LOL.

That’s right…his name is Spence. I like him better then BillyM.
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No sweetie, his name is VINCE. Not Spence.
pats your hand it’s ok. We’ll get you some reading glasses.
 
No sweetie, his name is VINCE. Not Spence.
pats your hand it’s ok. We’ll get you some reading glasses.
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Are you sure??? Do you have a sham wow??
 
Guy, I thought I would post this for ya!

I browsed around on the net trying to find out how people really felt about the sham wow and I looked at amazon.com…well the sham wow did not score well with people but I saw another shammy called “The Absorber” which had 4.5 stars out of 5. People really seem to like this one and they said it works better:thumbsup: Apparently you can also buy it at Wally’s for around 10 bucks:)

Guess where I’m going tomorrow!!!😃
 
Resolved: I do not want any of these *inferior *products!

Why are they inferior, you ask? Because they do not put the world at my fingertips!

First: There came the Ove-glove.
Then came Tater-Mitts.
HOW LONG must I endure until EVERYTHING is available in Glove form!?!?
  • I do not want Mighty-Putty unless it oozes out of the fingers of my glove!
    (Mighty-MendIt on the left hand tap)
  • I do not want a ShamWow! until those clever industrious Germans can sew it into a proper glove shape unstead of those inferior boring rectangles!
  • I do not want OxyClean unless it is impregnated onto a glove, allowing me to remove soup stains from my tie with a simple wipe of my gauntleted hand!
  • I do not want a Snugglie until they come with popcorn-safe gloves sewn onto the ends of the sleeves!
  • I do not want a Grab-Bit until it requires me to ream out the stripped screw with my pinky, then extract it with my index finger (Left hand only – *“Lefty-loosey” *and all that)
  • I do not want EagleEye BlueBlockers until the lenses are mounted in the encircled index fingers and thumbs of a pair of gloves, and I that I wear by making Junior Bird-Man glasses!
  • I do not want a personal groomer, safe for my “sensitive” areas or for handling balloons, unless it is available as a blade at the end of each finger!
  • I do not want a Rocket Fishing Rod until it can be lanched from my index finger when I make a bang-bang motion with my thumb!
  • I do not want a RoncoRotissierre until I can “Set It And Forget It” in the palm of my hand!
  • I do not want authentic commemorative Liberian Legal Tender until they go back on the Glove Standard!
  • I do not want a Sonic Ear Eavesdropping Device unless I can listen in on the hawt chicks’ conversations from across the bar by cupping my hand to my ear!
  • -]I do not want the Clapper until/-]…
  • I do not want Big City Sliders until I have the ability to take a fistful of raw hamburger, and squeeze fully cooked Sliders out between my fingers like Joe Magarac forging railway lines!
  • Who needs PediPaws when your dog or cat will LOVE wearing PetGloves[SUP]TM[/SUP], keeping all of your hardwood floors and fine delicates safe.
I am sick and tired of the way they try to palm this stuff off on us. :mad:

I am the Glove Man. Goo-goo-ga-choo.

And: Ya’ know what would be the perfect food? If KFC would serve up their “Famous Bowls” not in polystyrene bowls, but in a bowl-shaped biscuit, with five finger-holes built in… Man, I could subsist on those forever. Or until I had consumed enough sodium that my blood pressure would literally blow my scalp clean off… And then what a mess for your ShamGloveWow! to clean up!
Ya’ followin’ me, Camera-Guy?

tee
Not All Gloves Go Up In Value; Some Go Down
 
Seriously: I bet if you sewed ShamWow! gloves onto the sleeves of a Snugglie, you could, like, wave your arms and Command Time and Space or something…

tee
 
tee_eff_em said:
Seriously: I bet if you sewed ShamWow! gloves onto the sleeves of a Snugglie, you could, like, wave your arms and Command Time and Space or something…

tee
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You might be on to something…you could dry your dishes and stay nice and warm in your snuggie…but I bet it would be hard to use your “Tweeze” with a ShamWow glove on or cook in your nu-wave oven…I do have the ove-glove or whatever it’s called…I like it a lot…maybe the Sham-wow gloves on the snuggie could be put on with velcro and then I could just switch it out for my ove-glove…hmmm…that’s something to think about…:newidea:
 
any man that got me a sham-wow, pedi-egg or any other “as-seen-on-TV” gadget for Christmas would guarantee himself a lifetime of cheesy message tee-shirts, cute collector golf-balls, nose hair trimmers, beaded wallets, car wax, and chia pets as gifts.
 
TravisandJill said:
Guy, I thought I would post this for ya!

I browsed around on the net trying to find out how people really felt about the sham wow and I looked at amazon.com…well the sham wow did not score well with people but I saw another shammy called “The Absorber” which had 4.5 stars out of 5. People really seem to like this one and they said it works better:thumbsup: Apparently you can also buy it at Wally’s for around 10 bucks:)

Guess where I’m going tomorrow!!!😃
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Ahhhhhhh Jill you’re too sweet. You did all the legwork, lemme know what ya find out at Wal Mart.
 
puzzleannie said:
any man that got me a sham-wow, pedi-egg or any other “as-seen-on-TV” gadget for Christmas would guarantee himself a lifetime of cheesy message tee-shirts, cute collector golf-balls, nose hair trimmers, beaded wallets, car wax, and chia pets as gifts.
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Wahoo!
Puzzleannie, consider yourself on my Christmas list next year! Except for maybe the Chia pets, I love these things! 😛
 
happymommy said:
You might be on to something…you could dry your dishes and stay nice and warm in your snuggie…
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Make a snuggie out of sham-wow material! No more drying dishes, just wipe em on your belly! Spill your pepsi on the carpet - just go sit on it!
 
Light_Seeker said:
Make a snuggie out of sham-wow material! No more drying dishes, just wipe em on your belly! Spill your pepsi on the carpet - just go sit on it!
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That is a great idea…my kids think I’m a napkin anyway, they are always wiping their faces and hands and sometimes their noses on my shirt…now I’ll be… super absorbant mommy, able to clean up large spills with her dupa, can dry dishes with the sleeve of her snuggie…wow… maybe I’ll paint a big S on the front like super man…maybe put a cape on it too, just for kicks
 
happymommy said:
That is a great idea…my kids think I’m a napkin anyway, they are always wiping their faces and hands and sometimes their noses on my shirt…now I’ll be… super absorbant mommy, able to clean up large spills with her dupa, can dry dishes with the sleeve of her snuggie…wow… maybe I’ll paint a big S on the front like super man…maybe put a cape on it too, just for kicks
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Naw – Just get yourself some Square Pants* and a theme song.

(* Not to be taken as a repudiation in any way of my sworn allegiance to Glove-Tech[SUP]TM[/SUP]. I have seen the future, and it has five fingers!)

“Whooooooooo… lives in a pineapple under the sea…?”
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