OK - so apparently three posts were needed due to size constraints
How did what happened to the house of Cornelius “make sense”?
That’s a whole separate post – to try and really summarize and leaving out a lot of detail, suffice to say for now that we are not told what Cornelius’ or his companions’ native language was. It’s naturally assumed Greek by many, but given the narrative, was probably not – just a language Peter and his companions had not encountered and weren’t familiar with. Given that Ephesus was a seaport and the Temple of Artemis (in Ephesus) was considered one of the seven wonders of the ancient world, it’s pretty safe to assume there were, as in Corinth, people from all over the known world there at any given time. Cornelius and his people could have spoken any number of languages not familiar to Peter. It should be noted that when one gives an automatic, instant emotional response to a situation, a person will always revert to their native language. The narrative makes perfect sense in light of real language.
I don’t. I am just aware it is not a language with which I am familiar. God is outside of the time/space continuum, so they may be dead languages, for all I know!
There have been hundreds of recorded and transcribed examples of ‘tongues’ which have been analyzed – not one has ever been found to meet the criteria of ‘language’, let alone be an actual real language spoken anywhere, living or dead. Whether spoken on earth, some alien world, or heaven, to speak something and call it language, it must meet certain criteria – “tongues” meets none of these. It is non-cognitive non-language utterance; there’s just no getting around that.
Roseeurekacross - Ever done it yourself?
As a linguist, I play around with language and sounds in various languages all the time (usually when I’m alone

– in a car driving, for example), so in a sense, I could easily say that I ‘speak in tongues’ all the time.
We are not discussing the non Catholic speaking in tongues, only the Catholic
There is no difference between what you’re producing and what a Pentecostal tongues-speaker, or even an Evenki Shaman from Siberia is producing; it’s all the same, produced the exact same way.
I pray and sing in tongues. You are calling me a fake.
That was “Thistle’s” comment you’re quoting (I just commented on it). As described further above, for many Christian believers it’s a very real and spiritually meaningful experience, and it helps to create a stronger relationship to the divine and strengthen one’s spiritual path, but consisting of emotional release via non-linguistic ‘free vocalizations’ at best – the subconscious playing with sounds to create what is perceived and interpreted as actual, meaningful speech. Indeed, in
some extreme cases, I would argue that it is clearly a self/mass delusion prompted by such a strong desire to “experience God” that one creates that experience.