This is an ACTUAL conversation I had with my Evangelical Pastor’s wife last year:
Wife: Please pray for my parents, they aren’t Christians.
Me: Do they go to church?
Wife: Yes - they go to the Catholic Church every Sunday but they aren’t Christians.
Me: Do they believe Jesus died on the cross for their sins?
Wife: Yes, they believe in Jesus, but they aren’t Christians.
Me: Do they pray to God?
Wife: Oh yes… they say the rosary everyday, but they aren’t Christians.
Me: Do they try to live a Godly life? Do they love their neighbor?
Wife: Yes, they are wonderful people and that’s why I’m so worried about them because I know if they died today they would not go to heaven because they aren’t Christians.
Me: So they go to church, they pray to God, they believe in Jesus and they are good people… how do YOU know they aren’t Chrisitans?
Wife: BECAUSE THEY ARE CATHOLIC !! Weren’t you listening to me???