LetsObeyChrist:
The parsimonous interpretation of “eating (flesh; bread; ME)… drinking blood…” in John 6:26ff is provided by the context.
It is elementary: Eating Christ results in life; Believing in Christ results in life therefore Eating=Believing.
In the Aramaic language that our Lord spoke, to symbolically “eath the flesh” or “drink the blood” of someone meant to persecute or assault them. Let me demonstrate:
IS 9:19 Through the wrath of the LORD of hosts the land is burned, and the people are like fuel for the fire; no man spares his brother.
20 They snatch on the right, but are still hungry, and they devour on the left, but are not satisfied;
each devours his neighbor’s flesh
**49:26 **I will make your oppressors
eat their own flesh, and **they shall be drunk with their own blood as with wine. **Then all flesh shall know that I am the LORD your Savior, and your Redeemer, the Mighty One of Jacob."
Micah 3:3 who
eat the flesh of my people, and flay their skin from off them, and break their bones in pieces, and chop them up like meat in a kettle, like flesh in a caldron.
2 Sam 23:16 Then the three mighty men broke through the camp of the Philistines, and drew water out of the well of Bethlehem which was by the gate, and took and brought it to David. But he would not drink of it; he poured it out to the LORD,
17 and said, “Far be it from me, O LORD, that I should do this.
Shall I drink the blood of the men who went at the risk of their lives?” Therefore he would not drink it. These things did the three mighty men.
Rev 17:5 and on her forehead was written a name of mystery: “Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of earth’s abominations.”
6 And I saw the woman,
drunk with the blood of the saints and the blood of the martyrs of Jesus. When I saw her I marveled greatly.
Rev 17:16 And the ten horns that you saw, they and the beast will hate the harlot; they will make her desolate and naked, and
devour her flesh and burn her up with fire,
So according to your “elementary” interpretation of John 6, what Jesus is really saying is this:
“He who ‘persecutes and assaults’ me has eternal life, and I will raise him up on the last day”
Nice work handling Sacred Scripture!