My own 40-year stint in Anglicanism enabled me to detoxify from a poisonous anti-Catholic past. Slowly, over time, I up-churched until one day I realized I was “more” Catholic than most Catholics and the Boss asked me what I was going to do about it.
OK. Let’s lighten this up a bit. I still get
Anglican Digest, and this was in the number that arrived in yesterday’s mail:
A Gilbert and Sullivan Parody . . . for Episcopalians
WE ARE THE VERY MODEL OF TODAY’S EPISCOPALIAN
We are the very model of today’s Episcopalian,
We’re broad and high and low and wide and somewhat bacchanalian,
We’re mystical, political, we’re secular and clerical;
We can be charismatic but we seldom get hysterical.
We’re traditional and modernist and socialist-monarchical;
We’re protestant and catholic but not too hierarchical;
About ordainig women we are teeming with a lot of views
As well as on the Prayerbook that our Bishops say we gotta use,
Chorus: As well as on the Prayerbook that our Bishops say we gotta use, etc.
We’re prosperous. By daily work our stewardship is merited,
Abetted by the little bit that some of us inherited;
In monetary matters we are very economical
The portion that we give the Church is best described as comical.
*Chorus *In monetary matters wer are very economical; the ortion that we give the Church is best described as comical.
We’re very well acquainted too with matters ecumenical,
In spite of beng vague about our vows catechumenical.
A knowledge of our church remains to most of us a mystery.
(Someday we’ll take the time to learn our heritage an history!)
Dont ask us what we mean with our responses doxological;
They sound so grand they must mean something highly theological!
In short, we’ve just a smattering of elementary Sunday School,
Including cheerful facts about the meaning of the Golden Rule.
*Chorus: *Including many facts about the meaning of the Golden Rule, etc.
Code:
This goes on for three more verses . . . St. Luke's Church, Fort Myers, Episcopal Diocese of Southwest Florida.
Stuff like this is what I miss most about being an Anglican. We had – and I see some still have such a droll sense of their own foibles.