The American founding fathers did not leave Europe because it was a hell hole. They are essentially the ones who turned Europe into a hell hole by protesting Catholic authority and emphasising the rights of individuals to legislate for themselves everything from secular law to moral law. Only after they spread their poisonous ideas across Christendom did they hop into boats, come over here, and start America.
We had our little rebellion against the heretical crown of England, and the eldest daughter of the Church said “me too!” Using the same exact principles laid out by the American founding fathers, the people of France rebelled and overthrew a legitimate Catholic sovereignty and formed an idolatrous, scandalous, morally repugnant republic. At least the Americans didn’t fight against a Catholic monarch for their independence. Nevertheless, the whole of Europe was soon to follow suit. The Catholic monarchs of the middle ages were pious and just. Christendom glorified Jesus Christ. All of Europe sang praise to the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, his Holy Mother, and the splendid glory of the Catholic Church. I welcome you to the modern world, where all of that has been destroyed by heretics and modernists.
In defence of the founding fathers, they weren’t the ones who really sparked this disgrace. That credit goes to the likes of Luther and the other dissidents who revolted against the Catholic Church. They sparked the enlightenment, and the modernism that came with it.
But at least people in the 13 colonies were still Christians, even though they were overwhelmingly protestant and hateful towards Catholicism. They established their laws discriminating against and punishing Catholics. But for some reason, Americans have least stayed in a Christian mindset the past 200 years, essentially freezing in time the view that the founding fathers had, which is of course now being attacked by all angles and dying a slow and painful death. Meanwhile, Europe has taken the ideas of the enlightenment to an absolute extreme, and while America fights to remain in 1776, Europe is moving into 2013… B.C. Thus we arrive at the present, where in a bizarre twist of events, America is truly the last bastion of Christianity in this world.
You are right good sirs, Europe is a hell hole. But today, so is the rest of the world.