I/ve seen posters claim up to 15 and 16,000amilies. I’m sure its exagerration but hey, it;s the internet right, who can ever really knowt?
Well lets see, I once read of a parish that claimed 21,000 members of which they had a posted wekly Mass average attendance of 6,3000, or a little less than 33%. math is not my strong suit. So lets check your figure. 3500 families, good Catholic families so lets figure 5 to a family, umm 17,500 people sound about right? OK and lets use the same average of Mass attendance of 33% OK, just for argument. So we have a normal weekly Mass attendance of about oh lets say 5,000, because we know that a lot of people and I mean a whole lot only show up for Christmas and Easter. Using your quote of 6 weekend Masses that works out to about 850 per Mass. Lets say that 50 don’t receive. That leaves 800 to receive per mass. .Lets figure that it takes about 5 seconds, and that is a very liberal estimate believe me, to distribute in the hand, standing per person. Thats 12 per minute or 720 per hour per person distributing. My guess is your parish would need two people, a Priest and a Deacon to commune the faithful in less than 30 minutes.
Of course since speed is the issue in these things, you know Holy Communion has to be over quickly so we can make it over to IHOP before the crowds get there, or to the stadium before kick off, you may need to use more extraordinary ministers to get communion time down to 10 minutes or so which is probably what most churches aim for, and what is probably the real reason for the swarms for Extraordinary Ministers that normally appear.
We have about 400 elderly who canot be moved, but since most of them are Filipino, their families tend to bring the Host to them in most cases. Lucky I guess. The homebound figure fluctuates but I’d say an average of 15-20 per month. But Father takes care of those saying he feels it is his responsibility as the pastor. Again, I guess we’re lucky.