Anacin – for adult headaches.
How’s your love life? (Ultra-Brite toothpaste)
Aren’t you glad you used Dial?
Ban won’t wear off as the day wears on.
Hai-Karate. Be careful how you use it.
Manly, yes! But we like it too! (Irish Spring soap)
Ho Ho Ho! Green Giant!
Minute Rice…the long grain rice that’s ready in…five minutes!
Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat!
I liked it so much, I bought the company. (Norelco razors)
Write on, brothers, write on, with a 19c Write Bros pen!
crash Oh, yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! (Kool-Aid)
Bum, bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, bum;
Bum, bum, bum-bum-bum bum… (GWG jeans, to the tune of “Pomp and Circumstance”, showing GWG-clad backsides plopping down on benches)
Meow, meow, meow, meow,
Meow, meow, meow, meow,
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow… (Meow Mix)
(scene: Cowboy rustling up some grub over a campfire)
Announcer: “Hickok Beans ain’t your itty bitty city beans. Hickok Beans are big, bold, stick-to-your ribs beans. And they’ll make you say, ‘Yahoo!’”
Cowboy (calmly): “Yahoo.”
Sorry, Charlie! (Star-Kist tuna)
- Hey! This stuff’s made in New York City!
- NEW YORK CITY?!?!? (Pace Picante Sauce, IIRC)
Does she or doesn’t she? (Miss Clairol)
Extra value is what you get when you buy Coronet!
How do you handle a hungry man? The Man-Handlers!
Dristan Mist, you blew it.
C’mon, little Bug-'Em,
You can get it done,
Crash, bang, smash 'em up,
Smash-Up Derby is fun!
Comet, it makes your teeth turn green… (Oops, sorry, that wasn’t a commercial

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