This ought to be very good news for Vern Humphrey, who lives in the Saudi Arabia of firewood. George Soros will have to reckon with Vern when Soros tries to manipulate firewood futures on the commodities market, which will then have moved to Bentonville.
Wonder if the Saudis have figured out yet how much it’s going to cost them to import a rick of wood from Arkansas on a clipper ship. Well, I guess they can always burn camel dung again, to keep the chill off on those cold Arabian winter nights. Vern, on the other hand, will be able to make an even bigger carbon footprint than Al Gore, in solar terms, of course, with his fireplace blazing and his donkeys blasting methane into the atmosphere. Poor Al, on the other hand, will be promoting global warming then; his main mansion being impossible to heat.