Not to make light of this, but I read the headline and thought this would be the story:
DETROIT, Michigan (AP) Today it was announced that GM is recalling 2000 workers on the Chevy assembly line amid reports that their left shoe was improperly installed. There have numerous reports of tripping and some nasty falls caused by a fault in the “shoe lace” system.
GM is voluntarily recalling the workers, and will replace the “shoe lace” system at no charge to the owners. Owners will be contacted within the next month. GM reports that it is perfectly safe to use the workers in the interim as long as the “double knot” system is checked to ensure proper operation.
