Hi, Julia1996,
I used to teach … and your comment on Spell Checker caught my eye. So, I have a little challenge for you! Read the following poem and see how many mis-used words you can find. Now, if you read the poem to someone out loud - it sounds perfectly fine… but, that is because all of the errors can be grouped into a misuse of homonyms.
Here is the poem - let me me know how many you find!
Aaah! Let me check the time. 1:45 AM. If I miss some, it could be from lack of sleep and not lack of knowledge. This way you will never know.
At least I won’t embarrass myself.
Owed to a Spellchecker
I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plainly marks four my review
It plainly marks for my review
Mistakes I can knot see
Mistakes I cannot see
I ran this poem threw it,
I ran this poem through it
Your sure reel glad to know.
You’re sure real glad to know
Its very polished in it’s weigh
It’s very polished in it’s way
My checker tolled me so.
My checker told me so
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It frees you loads of time
It helps me write styles to read,
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And aides me when I rime.
And aids me when I rhyme
Each frays come posed up on my screen.
Each phrase comes posted up on my screen
I trust to be a jewel
??? Not sure about this one either
The checker pour o’er every word
The checker pores over every word
To check some spelling rule.
Before a veiling checkers
Before availing checkers
Our spelling mite decline
Our spelling might decline
And if were lacks or have a laps,
And if we’re lax or have a lapse
We would be made to wine.
We would be made to whine
But now because my spelling
Is checked with such a grate flare
Is checked with such great flair
There are no faults with in my cite,
There are no faults within my sight
Of non I am aware.
Of none I am aware
Now spelling does know Face me,
Now spelling does not faze me
It does know bring a tear.
It does not bring a tear
My paper are due glad then
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With wrapped words fare as here.
With wrapped words fair and clear
To write with care is quite a feet
To write with care is quite a feat
Of which one should be proud.
And wee must do the best we can,
And we must do the best we can
So flaws are not aloud.
So flaws are not allowed
So I can see why I do prays
So I can see why I do praise
Such soft ware for pea seas.
Such software for PCs
And why I brake in to a verse
And why I break into verse
By writing want to please.
By writing I want to please
–Jerry Zar, Dean of the Graduate School Northwestern Illinois University
And for those who like this kind of thing (or at least want to avoid such errors… here is a nice link:
cooper.com/alan/homonym_list.html)
Concerning your age - enjoy your age - each new year brings growth and development (you will not always be your current height) along with new knowledge and chances to develop wisdom.
I will try but it is really hard to enjoy spending the first year of high school with pimples all over my face and braces.
God bless