Horrible Marriage Proposal?

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My friend had a WONDERFUL dream proposal all planned out buy her boyfriend
Fancy restraunt, check,
surprise ring, check
nice trip with independent hotel rooms, check
his best suit, check
her best dress, check
family around to celebrate after, check

And then he got impatatient and proposed to her in the hotel room when she went to help him tie his tie.
…by pulling the ring out of his pocket and shoving it at her going, “here this is yours” 😛
 
bluerose said:
DH and I were sitting around one afternoon after dating for about six weeks (we’d known each other for about 2 years at this point) and the conversation went like this:

DH: I want to ask you something.
Me: Okay.
DH: But I’m not sure if I should.
Me: Why not?
DH: Nah, never mind.
Me: Come on, what is it?
DH: I don’t know if you’d want to.
Me: Want to what?
DH: Would you?
Me: Would I WHAT???
DH: Marry me?
(beat)
Me: Are you serious?
(two beats)
DH: Well, YEAH!!!

Hey, it was memorable! But then this is what happened when we told his parents…

(Scene: bluerose has just picked up then-fiance-DH from hospital following a chemotherapy treatment… and he’s not feeling too well. His parents are at his apartment waiting for him to get home so they can get him settled. Mom is rushing around trying to get his bed ready…)

DH: Mom… (Mom rushes by) Mom!.. (Mom bustles into the bathroom) MOM!!!
(Dad notices and catches Mom by the arm)
Dad: Honey, the kids want to tell us something.
Mom: What?
DH: We’re getting married… URRRRK!!! (runs to the bathroom, vomiting)
Dad: (looks at me) He’s not taking it too well, is he?

Well, going on 22 years and counting! 😃
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I like your husband. He seems like a cool guy. 😃
 
If two people love each other, then why must there be an American Idol experience? It’s all a waste anyway if 2 1/2 years into the marriage your wife divulges multiple affairs and then leaves you for another man. Y’all can keep your marriage proposals. :hmmm:
 
peacoat said:
My friend had a WONDERFUL dream proposal all planned out buy her boyfriend
Fancy restraunt, check,
surprise ring, check
nice trip with independent hotel rooms, check
his best suit, check
her best dress, check
family around to celebrate after, check

And then he got impatatient and proposed to her in the hotel room when she went to help him tie his tie.
…by pulling the ring out of his pocket and shoving it at her going, “here this is yours” 😛
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Lol! Talk about anti-climactic!🙂
 
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