yea things can get pretty brisky between Buckeye and I. We used to Kick Box eachother but I got a bloody nose and he lost a tooth. Ever since then I have had to slowly pay for his nasty tooth that still is not quite healed. He was nice enough to bring an Eye patch with a cross on it from Heaven.
Things get toasty but I think that doesnt mean we dont get along well. whatever
I tell ya me and old buck have memories.
Back in our years a whille ago when we werent very smart and young and foolish, We robbed a bank.
This is the layout.
The main bank room ( small town ) was 24x24 feet.
Directly when you walked in we code-named the “black top”
you could see the vault Directly ahead. To the left corner closest to use was a waiting bench verticaly against the west wall.
The north wall is the vault wall. Thats north.
The east wall was a bunch of desks and the south wall was just a bunch of windows.
SO bucky has an ,Australlian gun, the L85. With a sound supressor, and a couple cheese grenades.
Cheese Grenades = grenades filled with cheese, when pin pulled and grenade hits object, there is an immediate explosion of cheese that can peirce anything. Even the vault door.
I had 10 bottles of AXE deodorent and a dart gun. The dart guns you blow through and a poisonous dart comes out.
The Vault was codenamed the closet
The desks to the west wall were the Jungle
The seating area was called simply, the seating area.
The gaurds were called the Janitors
Bucky would go to the black-top then clear out the jungle of Janitors and throw a CG ( cheese grenade ) at the vault door peirceing it and getting cheese over our precous bejarmins but at least money is wash-able.
Then I would clear out the seating area of any straglers with my blow dart gun.
After we did all that I sprayed AXE every were so they wouldnt pick up the cheesey smell. We got on a horse and wagon and the cops just laughed at us. They got a spike strip but we ran over it as we had horses, we realized the situation was hopeless so we put on so much AXE that the copes got high when they arested us and cheesed all the money to smitherines with the CG’s and we made a run for it. Since then and 2 confessions later we have never been so closer nor so holier than now.