The above is a statement of such fundamentalist close-mindedness that I fear that it limns the mentality of a man who cannot think logically he is so blinded by his opinions.
Aha. So the
chemist who has examined the different “methods” offered by the
alchemist for converting iron to gold, and finds all of them inadequate is a “closed minded extremist”? Or the
astronomer who studied
astrology, and finds it incorrect is another “closed minded extremist”? After all, there MIGHT be a hitherto unexplored method of converting iron to gold, or a new method to interpret the stars which give proper prediction for the person’s attributes or his future.
Now, I am aware that I just presented you with the opportunity to utter a scream of “self-righteous” indignation: “how dare you to compare us to alchemists and astrologers”? Resist the temptation. These are analogies, not equivalences.
If you have examined ALL the arguments for God and find them “EQUALLY invalid”, and you stand by that statement, I will have to bow out of discussions with you.
That is your privilege. By the word “all” I meant Aquinas’s five, Kreeft’s twenty, Anselm’s “greatest conceivable being”, Lee Strobel’s “Case for…” series, and even “Bach’s music proves God’s existence”, (plus quite a few more) and found ALL of them wanting - not necessarily for the SAME reason. Not to mention the 666 ones, which -
albeit playfully - but correctly represent the different arguments for God. A satirical exaggeration may be called a “comic strip version”, but a good comic strip or a caricature enhances the pertinent features of the problem presented.
As I mentioned before, MAYBE there is something that I have not encountered yet. The chances are infinitesimal, but STILL, it is possible. If you have access to something NEW, present it. If you don’t, then there is no reason to continue.
I dialogue IRL and virtually with a wide variety of atheists–and I continue to dialogue with intellectuals who are willing to examine arguments.
I already examined all those, which were presented to me.

And their number goes into the hundreds.
No right thinking person would make such a statement of radical fundamentalism.
But not with those whose mindset is intoxicated with zealotry.
If I would utter such derogatory statements, I would be rightfully slapped down for violating the RULE (not guideline!) for charitable behavior.
NB: the fact that you cannot articulate even the most basic “There is the music of Bach, therefore there is a God”–reformulating it to “There is music performed by men, therefore there is a God” tells me that you haven’t really digested a single argument.
Nonsense. I was aware of the “correct” version, and my “metaphorical twisting” (Snoop Dogg’s rap music) was designed to show how ridiculous it is. After all there is no objective “beauty”, rather “beauty is in the eyes of the beholder”. And of course the assertion that “beauty is evidence for God’s existence” is so dumb that it does not merit a serious response.
You only reject a comic-strip version of the arguments for God.
A caricature is an intentional distortion to enhance the pertinent features of the subject. No wonder that people will recognize a caricature of a person more easily than a portrait.
Maybe a clarification is in order. I will use an analogy of runners. Since none of them reach the finish line, as such all of them are losers. Now it is possible that some failed sooner and others failed later, but that is just a “cosmetic” difference. The same applies for the different attempts to “prove” God. Using the two ones we looked at, the Kalaam is “better”, and the “Bach” is ridiculous.
I will offer one more critique of your method.
The best apologetic method would simply present God for the skeptic. That could be achieved if the apologist asked God for such a presentation, and God would honor this humble request.
The second best apologetics would be to start from the existence of the physical universe, and then -
using our current knowledge - present a line of arguments which will lead -
both logically and rationally - to God’s existence. Aquinas tried this method, but his ignorance prevented him from constructing a valid argument. Before someone starts screaming that I “put down” Aquinas, I do not. It was not his fault that the general knowledge was so inadequate that his speculations carry no weight any more. Of course he also committed a few errors of fallacious argumentation.
Now the actually employed “apologetics” is really incorrect. You (not just personally you) present some questions about reality and assert that those questions can only be answered by stipulating God’s existence. The trouble is multifold. First, the questions are already wrong. “Why is there something, rather than nothing?” or “How did the universe pop into existence from the vast ocean of nothing?” and incorrect questions like that. And second, even if some question would be valid, and the answer WOULD point to some non-physical entity, it would not point to attribute-rich God of Christianity, at best it would point to some faceless, deistic “god”.
The major problem is not just the incorrect nature of these stipulated “problems”. It is much worse. It is the continued presentation of these non-problems even after it has been explained (many times!) WHY they are incorrect. You accuse me of “closed minded zealotry” and “the inability to think logically”. How would you characterize someone who is presented with a simple explanation, but keeps repeating the same errors?