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O.S. Luke:
One of the women at my church tells this story. Three women die & arrive at the gates of Heaven together. They are asked to prove who they say they are.
The Baptist digs in her purse &pulls out a Bible that is falling apart from marking & reading. She goes on in.
The Catholic digs around & pulls out her rosary, tarnished by years of prayer. She goes in.
The Methodist mutters," I know its in here someplace"…and pulls out—
a chicken casserole…
Eating chicken at pot-luck dinners?
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The Baptist digs in her purse &pulls out a Bible that is falling apart from marking & reading. She goes on in.
The Catholic digs around & pulls out her rosary, tarnished by years of prayer. She goes in.
The Methodist mutters," I know its in here someplace"…and pulls out—