If jesus were alive today what kind of car would he drive?

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Duh, he would have a driver.

I mean come on folks, even the Pope doesn’t drive himself.

It reminds me of a joke.

A limo picked up Billy Graham at the airport. Billy looked at the driver and said “I am about to retire. In my 80 years, I have never driven a limo. Would it be a problem for me to drive now?” The Driver thought for a second, and let him do it. Billy even put on the little hat for effect. Well, the big car got away from him, and he was doing 100 before he knew it. He was surprised to see a police car, lights flashing, behind him. He pulled over, and handed his driver’s liscence to the shocked officer.

The cop radioed into his station. He told the sargent that he and the Cheif better get down there, as he just pulled over someone big. The conversation was as follows.
“An actor?”
“Bigger”
“A senator”
“Bigger”
“Well, it can;t be the president.”
“No, Bigger.”
“Who?”
“Jesus”
“why do you think you pulled over Jesus?”
“Billy Graham is his driver”
 
ralphinal said:
A limo picked up Billy Graham at the airport. Billy looked at the driver and said “I am about to retire. In my 80 years, I have never driven a limo. Would it be a problem for me to drive now?” The Driver thought for a second, and let him do it. Billy even put on the little hat for effect. Well, the big car got away from him, and he was doing 100 before he knew it. He was surprised to see a police car, lights flashing, behind him. He pulled over, and handed his driver’s liscence to the shocked officer.

The cop radioed into his station. He told the sargent that he and the Cheif better get down there, as he just pulled over someone big. The conversation was as follows.
“An actor?”
“Bigger”
“A senator”
“Bigger”
“Well, it can;t be the president.”
“No, Bigger.”
“Who?”
“Jesus”
“why do you think you pulled over Jesus?”
“Billy Graham is his driver”
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I just don’t think this is funny. 🤷
 
Well, since He was really into helping the poor, and He was a carpenter, probably not very rich to begin with, I don’t think He could afford gas now! 😛
 
Spirithound said:
Well, since He was really into helping the poor, and He was a carpenter, probably not very rich to begin with, I don’t think He could afford gas now! 😛
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Hey, if He can walk on water, He can use H2O to run His car.😛
 
A 15-passenger Ford van, supplied by Joseph, who owned a Ford dealership in Arimathea. Only, Jesus wouldn’t drive. Peter would drive. Jesus would be standing behind him, teaching.

😃

DaveBj
 
I would think He could use the Pope-mobile, who else would be more likely to be Christ’s representative than Christ Himself.
 
I dont know what kind Jesus would drive, but the apostles would drive a Honda Accord. The bible says so,“and they were all in one accord”:)😃
 
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