Lol, I know.
There are good things about Calvinism, but it’s theology didn’t do it for me. The biggest thing was double predestination. How does a person know they haven’t been predestined to eternal damnation?? Anyway, that’s another subject for another thread.
Pertaining to the Real Presence though:
Rev. Todd Wilken of Issues Etc. (which is back on air
issuesetc.org/index.html) said this about the
Lord’s Supper:
“You do not have to prove that Jesus meant what He said, rather, those who deny the Real Presence have to prove that He didn’t. The only way they can do that is by forcing Jesus’ words to conform to the dictates of their reason.”
and this hypothetical situation:
Jesus says, “This is my body… This is my blood.” Now, on Judgment Day, if I am wrong in taking those words literally, and Jesus rebukes me, “Why did you misunderstand my Supper?” I will be able to answer, “Lord, I was simply taking you at your Word.”
But if Jesus intended those words to be taken literally, and I have taken them figuratively, what will be my answer? All I could say would be, “I trusted my reason more than your words.”
Say: “I would rather be rebuked for taking Jesus at His word, than for not doing so.”
Wise words for wise people!