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I will post this is about 3 or 4 segments. Do you think the author is being racist?
**How do you do, Mrs. Cleaver: Obama goes Eddie Haskell **
January 19, 2005
**BY NEIL STEINBERG SUN-TIMES COLUMNIST **
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Opening shot
I admit that I would not normally have stayed glued to C-SPAN for as much of Tuesday as I did, watching Democratic senators on the Foreign Relations Committee drive Condoleezza Rice through their gantlet of sticks – not to prove she is unworthy, it seems, so much as to inflict punishment while she was in their clutches. But I knew our freshly minted junior senator, Barack Obama, was in a runner’s crouch somewhere out of camera range at the end of the red table, and that he’d leap in at some point and glitter once again like a fabulous gem in the national spotlight. Couldn’t miss that.
Not a thug, perhaps
Rice is black, isn’t she? It’s hard to tell, since, as far as I can tell, she registers exactly nowhere on the scale of American black pride and self-identity. Sure, she’s conservative and working for the Great Satan, George Bush, and sure she has that Lucy van Pelt hairdo thing going.
But she still is one of the most powerful people in the world, and believe me, if she were Jewish, she’d be on stamps in Israel by now.
The whole world is watching
I don’t want this column to cut into the business of the Northbrook Star. So I will be brief. The “STOP THE WAR” banner is back at Shermer and Walters, on an assemblage of wood this time. An open challenge to those who believe that free speech only extends to those they agree with. I give it a week.
No Obama yet
This won’t be Obama’s first public utterance as a senator – he actually made some remarks Jan. 6. I called his office to confirm my facts, and they seemed a little skittish, perhaps because Obama got up and told his classic campaign stump vignette about his 105-year-old fan. Nothing to be ashamed of; it’s a great story, and why shouldn’t he dip his toe in the water with something well-rehearsed? His headline-grabbing, Mr.-Smith-Goes-to-Washington honest-to-goodness debut will be sometime next month, and if history is any judge, we will all be dutifully impressed.