That is nonsense!, JESUS came from heavens where there is no marriage, and He said this:
(Matthew 22:30):
"At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven."
So that blasphemy is flawed.
It’s interesting that Mormons believe that God has a physical body (along with the usual sexual accouterments) and actually had literal, physical intercourse with Mary to conceive Jesus. People are still wondering who those virile men called “The sons of God” were who were so taken by the beauty of women that they had to rape them (or seduce them) to bring forth the “Giants in the Earth,” one of whom may have been the infamous Goliath who David so easily dispatched with his sling and 5 smooth stones.
It’s interesting, this mixing of deities, sex, and women. It’s also somewhat suggestive that angels always seem to be presented as male – Gabriel, Michael, and others. Satan and demons are never seen as female.
Would also like to point out that Jesus (who was also God) was male – his prepuce from birth was actually an object of worship in one of the early churches. (Honest!) As a physical male, he had testicles which would have produced semen that in turn would have led to – well, you know! It seems likely that having a brain with a hypothalamus he would have experienced pleasure from eating, drinking, and – well, you know! The Bible does say that he “hungered” and “thirsted,” but no mention is made of lusting.
It’s also never mentioned whether Jesus had “wet dreams” although, again, he seemed normal in other ways, so he must have. It would be interesting to learn the content of those dreams. I think it’s unlikely he was gay.
Now on to Satan. How the devil was able to have sex with witches was a puzzle since it seemed impossible that Satan would have a penis. For what purpose? Just to fornicate with witches? Urinate? What?
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Malleus Maleficarum thought he borrowed one from a priest and had intercourse with witches in this way. It’s unclear if there were any “sons of Satan” roaming around from this disgusting union. (Although there are some who I think could easily qualify. )
This is really an interesting thread! Thanks for introducing it!