Just for fun..... "I could never marry anyone who..."

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yeah. I like the FUN threads.
Such a break from the downer threads. 😦
 
I could never marry anyone who was pro-“choice” or believed in abortion.
 
… Who smokes.
… who uses the terms: “sexism”, “homophobia”, “fashism”.
… Who does not believe any person has to grow in smth
 
I could never marry a woman who appreciates good-looking men! 😛

… and I could also never marry anyone who wasn’t my darling wife. :o
 
thequietsinger said:
I could never marry anyone who didn’t like music. Ever.
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In my case, it has to be the same kinds of music I like or am at least neutral toward. Without getting too specific, I could not be married to someone who likes some of the modern genres of music or performers. This and pasta are sine qua non for me.
 
JurisPrudens said:
… Who smokes.
… who uses the terms: “sexism”, “homophobia”, “fashism”.
… Who does not believe any person has to grow in smth
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Especially if they spell it “fashism.”
 
DarkLight said:
I could never marry anyone who didn’t like cats.

Then again, I’m destined to be the crazy cat lady.
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EasterJoy said:
The bigger question is what you will do when you find someone who likes cats, but the cats you have don’t like him or don’t like his cats? 🤷
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I’ve already decided if I meet someone and he didn’t like cats he probably wouldn’t like me but if he was allergic we might have to live separately. A duplex would be perfect. If he was really allergic and living in separate spaces didn’t work? Oh, well. See ya. 👋
 
I could never marry anyone who:

-doesn’t know how to spell
-hates animals
-is a couch potato
-is allergic to every food that I love
-doesn’t like Polish food
-doesn’t know how to take care of themselves
-misuses the word “literally”
-calls everything awesome as if there were not any other adjectives that he can use
 
  1. Has kids and they have a living mom.
  2. Can’t marry in the church.
  3. Hates animals.
  4. Hates music.
  5. Poor morals.
  6. Thinks cooking and cleaning are women’s work.
Turns out I met a man who fits all of the above but now we are just friends though he is increasingly depending on me to be his confidante.
 
TeachCatechism said:
  1. Has kids and they have a living mom.
  2. Can’t marry in the church.
  3. Hates animals.
  4. Hates music.
  5. Poor morals.
  6. Thinks cooking and cleaning are women’s work.
Turns out I met a man who fits all of the above but now we are just friends though he is increasingly depending on me to be his confidante.
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If I were you, I would back slowly away from this one.

It isn’t a good idea for a divorced guy to be increasingly confiding in a marriageable single lady. Don’t be a divorced guy’s confidante any more than you would be his mistress.

He can get a therapist or he can talk to a clergyman of the religion of his choice instead.
 
TeachCatechism said:
  1. Hates animals.
  2. Hates music.
  3. Poor morals.
  4. Thinks cooking and cleaning are women’s work.
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I probably wouldn’t be friends with someone like this, male or female, but that’s just me! 😉
They sound like a barrel of fun!
 
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