Just for fun..... "I could never marry anyone who..."

[AnnArbor]

Especially if they spell it “fashism.”

 

[bmaj]

I could never marry anyone who picks their nose when near me where I can see… oops - way too late!

 

[meltzerboy]

I could never marry anyone who prefers thin crusty pizza to thick cheesy pizza.

 

[Simca]

I could never marry anyone who doesn’t love nature, animals, and scenic beauty.

 

[Mary_Gail_36]

I could never marry anyone who prefers thin crusty pizza to thick cheesy pizza.

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I could never marry someone who would not let me have the corner piece of Sicilian pizza.

 

[Xantippe]

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I could never marry someone who would not let me have the corner piece of Sicilian pizza.

Likewise, interior brownie and side slice brownie couples are most compatible. (I’m an interior slice person–husband prefers side slice.)

 

[Simca]

I could never marry anyone who wouldn’t let me have the piece of cake with the most frosting on it.

 

[Xantippe]

I could never marry anyone who wouldn’t let me have the piece of cake with the most frosting on it.

Ha!

This is very easy to control if you’re the one serving.

Although there is the problem that later on, kids will be clamoring for “good” slices of cake.

 

[LSK]

Say anything quirky, or whatever comes to mind… you could be single and looking, or already married.

I’ll start out

I could never marry anyone who…
pronounces the ‘‘T’’ in ‘‘often’’

sounds crazy…huh…?

I could never marry anyone who did not like professional American Football and rooted madly for the San Francisco Forty Niners.

 

[pensmama87]

Likewise, interior brownie and side slice brownie couples are most compatible. (I’m an interior slice person–husband prefers side slice.)

Yeah, I’m a huge fan of crust on most things, but definitely NOT brownie crust. Gooey and melty parts only, please.

I could never marry anyone who prefers thin crusty pizza to thick cheesy pizza.

I like pizza crust, but only if it’s thick and basically like having a breadstick at the end of your pizza (preferably to dip in something). My oldest son has recently decided he does not like pizza crust and I’m all, “Yay! More for me.”

Y’all have good taste in food - but maybe not good marriage material for me as I wouldn’t want to share.

 

[CradleJourney]

I could never marry anyone who expected me to do my nails or wear makeup every day.

I also could never marry anyone who couldn’t beat me in chess - at least some of the time.
(I am a very average player.)

 

[shainski]

I could never marry anyone who did not like professional American Football and rooted madly for the San Francisco Forty Niners.

okay, now I try not to be a grammar nazi…but this one causes me grief.

Why would anyone who did not like professional American Football be rooting madly for the San Francisco Forty Niners?

 

[meltzerboy]

okay, now I try not to be a grammar nazi…but this one causes me grief.

Why would anyone who did not like professional American Football be rooting madly for the San Francisco Forty Niners?

IOW, “or” should replace “and”?

 

[LSK]

okay, now I try not to be a grammar nazi…but this one causes me grief.

Why would anyone who did not like professional American Football be rooting madly for the San Francisco Forty Niners?

yeah that didn’t translate well did it…

OK let me try again:

I could never marry anyone who did not love American Football.

I could never marry anyone who did not root madly for the San Francisco Forty Niners.

There, honey bunny, we can all take a nice deep breath now.

 

[shainski]

yeah that didn’t translate well did it…

OK let me try again:

I could never marry anyone who did not love American Football.

I could never marry anyone who did not root madly for the San Francisco Forty Niners.

There, honey bunny, we can all take a nice deep breath now.

Oh good. I was thinking you were making a negative comment about the 49ers not being a real football team - and anyone who was cheering for them must not be a real football fan. (but I wasn’t quite sure)

 

[AllyO]

I could never marry someone who doesn’t like cats!

 

[Hoosier_Daddy]

okay, now I try not to be a grammar nazi…but this one causes me grief.

Why would anyone who did not like professional American Football be rooting madly for the San Francisco Forty Niners?

I could never marry anyone who actually said “american football” as if there were another kind…

 

[Le_Cracquere]

I could never marry anyone who had any use (much less desire) for children.

 

[TK421]

I could never marry anyone who didn’t instantly recognize me as the most clever, amazing & humble husband they could ever dream of

 

[underacloud]

I could never marry anyone who actually said “american football” as if there were another kind…

I love American football, but here in Australia there are four (maybe even five) other sports people would assume you were more likely talking about if you said “football”. And all of them involve using the foot a lot more than does American football.