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John21652 said:
I am truly disgusted. Honestly, the level of bias that has been shown to Unicorns down through the ages by an unenlightened humanity is just appalling. Don’t you realise Unicorns have no enemies except man. They are loved and protected by all other animals for their ability to purify polluted and poisoned water. They represent all that is pure. Truly, it is time humanity opened its eyes to the truth. Shame on you who are blinkered and biased. The Physiologus tells us Unicorns will come when called by a virgin. I suppose in this day and age, we are, alas, unlikely to see this wondrous creature first mentioned amongst God’s creatures in the Bible. Shame…😃
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Says you. Unicorns are the scum of the earth. They do not ration like you and I do. Even the serial killer is more human. They go into an area and live like leeches off of the society they infect. Their stench rises from their neighborhoods. Their men rape our women, their women seduce our men. They take the jobs from our lower class and drain our social resources.

Even if it costs us our humanity, we must eradicate the unicorn cancer.
 
I haven’t read this whole thread, but I think we should talk about dinosaurs. Not about if they were real or a test or some such, but about how awesome they are. And about how they didn’t live in Norway.

edit: And Dinosaurs are better than unicorns. I don’t care what anyone says.
 
Well, one of the poll question is “Could dinosaurs fit on the ark?”

Sure they could. Noah took all of the baby dinos. Baby dinos are tiny and were able to fit in the ark.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!!! 😃
 
Nine_Two said:
I haven’t read this whole thread, but I think we should talk about dinosaurs. Not about if they were real or a test or some such, but about how awesome they are. And about how they didn’t live in Norway.

edit: And Dinosaurs are better than unicorns. I don’t care what anyone says.
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A Velocirapter would turn a unicorn into burger bits.
 
jakasaki said:
Well, one of the poll question is “Could dinosaurs fit on the ark?”

Sure they could. Noah took all of the baby dinos. Baby dinos are tiny and were able to fit in the ark.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!!! 😃
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O lawd, you brought back a memory from my childhood 😃

DINO BABIES!
 
crazzeto said:
Somone here clearly hasn’t seen Jurassic Park 😛
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That movie was a horrible misrepresentation. I know many raptors personally, and all of them deeply admire Australian culture. They would never maul an Australian poacher to death.

Now a Portuguese poacher, that’s another matter…
 
Byzantine_Wolf said:
That’s because you committed a logical fallacy known as the kiss my butt fallacy.
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Ezekiel 40:5 proves you wrong.

And I quote!
I saw a wall completely surrounding the temple area. The length of the measuring rod in the man’s hand was six long cubits, each of which was a cubit and a handbreadth. He measured the wall; it was one measuring rod thick and one rod high.
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Therefore Velociraptors are better than unicorns.
 
Nine_Two said:
Ezekiel 40:5 proves you wrong.

And I quote!

Therefore Velociraptors are better than unicorns.
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ARE YOU SO STUPID?!?!

and the rest of the nations whom the great and noble Osnapper took captive and settled in the cities of Samaria and the remainder beyond the River—and so forth. [Ezra 4:10]

I think you can clearly see that any disagreement with me is a disagreement with God, so why don’t you just agree with me now!
 
What would I like to discuss next? “Time Bandits,” a wonderful film from 1981 with midget time travelers. That’s what I want to discuss.
 
gurneyhalleck1 said:
What would I like to discuss next? “Time Bandits,” a wonderful film from 1981 with midget time travelers. That’s what I want to discuss.
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Ah yes, wonderful movie. Also nice when God comes in at the end. 😃

God: pointing to dead midget “What’s wrong with him?”
Midget: “He’s dead.”
God: “Well, that’s no excuse for being down on the job!” revives the midget

And I love David Warner as Evil.

Evil: “God knows nothing about technology. Look how He spends His time…43 species of parrots…nipples for men…”
 
I love the part with ole Warner playing Evil where he says, “That’s a good question. Why did the Supreme Being keep me locked up here in the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?” And the little imp demon guy Robert says, “because…” Warner interrupts him, “oh shut up, I’m speaking rhetorically. I allow myself to be locked up in here to lure him into a false sense of security!” LOL

What do you think, half donkey, half carrot? Half oyster? LOL
Byzantine_Wolf said:
Ah yes, wonderful movie. Also nice when God comes in at the end. 😃

God: pointing to dead midget “What’s wrong with him?”
Midget: “He’s dead.”
God: “Well, that’s no excuse for being down on the job!” revives the midget

And I love David Warner as Evil.

Evil: “God knows nothing about technology. Look how He spends His time…43 species of parrots…nipples for men…”
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Byzantine_Wolf said:
Says you. Unicorns are the scum of the earth. They do not ration like you and I do. Even the serial killer is more human. They go into an area and live like leeches off of the society they infect. Their stench rises from their neighborhoods. Their men rape our women, their women seduce our men. They take the jobs from our lower class and drain our social resources.

Even if it costs us our humanity, we must eradicate the unicorn cancer.
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Sacre cuer, 'tis blusphemy. Unicorns sacredness is no longer respected, or even recognised by the unbelievers. Unicorns are moral agents and just because they have four legs, a mane and a tail, they are discriminated against in a most horrible and vicious manner. They are hunted and oppressed because their horns possess magical powers once ascribed to hermaphrodite. Your men mount them and ride them, your women tease them beyond the bounds of human tolerance and unicorn sensibilities. They are reduced to the levels of humans who are classed as underpriviledged but who, in reality, are ruthlessly exploited and oppressed by the heartless classes.

Revolt is in the wind…
 
Nine_Two said:
Ezekiel 40:5 proves you wrong.

And I quote!

Therefore Velociraptors are better than unicorns.
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At what? Scratching their donkeys (not allowed to say *** here. But you can say arses which is sooooo much better sounding!)
 
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