:Almost all Protestants seem to think that the KJV is the bomb, :
Wrong. Probably a minority of Protestants these days use the KJV, though I don’t have statistics. Among evangelicals the NIV is probably the most popular, while among “mainline” churches the NRSV is favored. Others may use the NASB or the RSV, and a large number rely on some sort of paraphrase such as the Living Bible or the Message. The KJV is the classic translation of English-speaking Protestants, and a large number of fundamentalists and a much smaller number of traditionally or aesthetically-minded non-fundamentalists continue to use it (I grew up with it and still have a lot of affection for it, but I use various versions).
You state that a minority of Protestants use the KJV. According to the Christian Booksellers Association sales statistics the KJV is, last time I checked, the number two selling Bible translation in the US. Cambridge University Press, perhaps the largest quality Bible Printer in the UK sells more KJV translations than any other that they publish. The NIV is the number one selling translation in the US according to the Christian Booksellers Association but the older RSV, of which there are only three publishers that still print it, Cambridge Universty Press, Oxford University Press in the UK and Ignatius Press in the US, don’t even show up on the Christian Booksellers Association sales statistic list. As far as the NRSV goes while it is the favoured translation of the liberal University Scholars and some if not most liberal Mainline Protestant Churches no Evangelical or Fundamentalist Christian Denominations will have anything to do with it and again it doesn’t even show up on the Christian Booksellers Association sales list. In Christ, jurist12