Or, even better, put someone’s name on it that you want to cause aggravation for.

For instance, you know those little subscription cards in magazines??? You can fill them out with the nurse anesthesist’s name and address, you know, the one who yelled at the top of his lungs at the nurse’s station at you because he wouldn’t come in in the middle of the night to check a patient’s epidural and their pain got out of control, and so he wanted to blame you?

So, under the prompting and encouragement of the night nursing supervisor, you might be inspired to seek revenge by ordering over 20 magazines for him, thus seeking revenge for you and all your co-workers who have also suffered under his verbal abuse, but requiring you to report for confession the next week.