Let's Laugh: Post Funny Stuff! (Within Reason)

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A priest walks into the church before mass, and says

“Something appears to be wrong with this microphone”

And the congregation reply

“And also with you”
 
Uncle Ole and his friend Lars were sitting on a park bench chatting when a crow flew over and splattered Lars but good, right on the head. Uncle Ole asked if he should go get some toilet paper, but Lars responded, “Vat good vould dat do? By da time you get back, dat bird vill be four miles avay!”

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A two-in-one for all the Doctor Who and Dave Allen fans:

 
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Latest news from Norway – the Norwegian government has shut down the space program. Why? They couldn’t keep the astronauts from falling off the kite.

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Thank you for a new Norwegian joke that I haven’t already heard. I’ll see if the Norwegians I know “get the joke”.
 
Back in the '50s Uncle Ole applied for a patent on a new parachute design that he had come up with – opens on impact.

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