Let's Laugh: Post Funny Stuff! (Within Reason)

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Neighbors (close as the law allows) drop by to welcome new neighbors with cookies (sweet disks). New neighbor calls to family to greet (smile at) neighbors (trespassers) and establish a relationship based on close geographic domiciles (proximity).

The aliens are demonstrating, using very literal language, that humans establish relationships based on social traditions that are kind of suspect if examined closely.
 
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Wish I had a guy like that to just follow me around and tackle me when I go wrong 😂
 
Interestingly, studies about the psychology behind why people get tattoos in today’s culture reveal that it’s not exactly about the greater glory of God; rather it’s about self-aggrandizement and pretentiousness; a please-look-at-me-I-want-you-to-think-this-way-about-me mentality that is all about the me, and not about the Him!
 
That’s a big part of what keeps me away from tats; I tend to avoid drawing attention to myself (except when I’m on stage playing a euphonium solo 😃 ). I’m especially amused by people who have had Chinese / Japanese character tats, and either the characters are all wrong, or they mean something totally ridiculous. That said, I would like to have an artist do a magic-marker “tat” on my arm – the characters for “General Tso’s chicken” 😃

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A kangaroo rat and a big rattlesnake were caught on the news. The camera panned over to this big rattlesnake about to strike. A little kangaroo rat came out of his burrow, and upon seeing the snake, he jumped nine feet in the air. (They can do that because they have long hind legs.) On the way up, the little fellow kicked the snake in the head like a judo fighter would.

Fortunately he got away from the snake. His move saved his life.
 
He who says Bishops move Diagonally at a Synod shall be excommunicated.
He who asks Is it a sin: {
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An Irish man is driving around a parking lot. After a couple of laps he still can’t find an open spot so he prays "Lord, if you help me find a spot to park I will quit me drinking " Then at once a car backs out of a space and he pulls in to park. After parking the Irish man looks up and says “Never mind me Lord, I found one!”
 
Let us examine this further though. What is it about their business that is so important? 🤔
 
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