“I’m sorry, but I’m breaking up with you.” "2 years together and you’re breaking up with me over text?? What is wrong with you coward!" “Oh, whoops, that was meant for someone else!” "Ok, ok."
"Wait, WHAT?!"
This reminds me of a dog I had many decades ago.
The neighbors dog would come by and harass it while staying outside range of the dog run it was on.
Each day my dog would run a little shy of the end of the run and make the other think the run was shorter than it was.
It took days, but the neighbors dog was gradually reeled in several feet.
Day last, my dog simply reached out and grabbed a very surprised neighbors dog.
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