Here is the ending:
The camera pulls back and there is a merger between LOST and Survivor: Fiji.
Then the “OTHERS” attack the merged team and Jacob and Jeff have a fight with coconut cream pies.
It turns out all along the camp for the camera crew for LOST and Survivor was the SAME CAMP!!! No joke,
And then they all go to prison for tax evasion and then Richard becomes the Lord of the Flies.
Except that John wins the game of Liars Dice and gets a tax subsidy to continue the LOST program in Vancouver where they are all amid the crowds of the Winter Olympics and are permanently gone!
As the editor fades it out, Juliette and what’sname are in the surf in one another’s arms.
Except that as Hurley watches on, a giant pendulum falls out of the sky and lands on them, spearing them to the beach, underwater, where Charley mysteriously appears.
IF, the ratings are high enough, the producers will continue filming in Vancouver where they will be sponsored by the 2010 Census with voiceovers by Bill Clinton and George Bush.
Except that the actor who plays Hurley had to be replaced because he lost a lot of weight as the spokesperson for Nutrisystem.