Name the worst movies ever made

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Transformers 2 (not even the special effects could save that trash)

My big fat greek wedding (or anything witht that actress in it. She annoys the snot out of me)

Twilight

Harry Potter 4 (love the other movies and books, but they messed number 4 up big time)
 
Pulp Fiction
Apocalypse Now
Dumb and Dumber
any Jim Carrey adaptation of a Dr Seuss classic
 
Pulp Fiction and Dumb and Dumber rock…are you kiddin’!!? Classics. This is the “worst” movie thread, not greatest!
puzzleannie said:
Pulp Fiction
Apocalypse Now
Dumb and Dumber
any Jim Carrey adaptation of a Dr Seuss classic
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Oh let’s not forget Alien 3 which is one of two movies I actually walked out on. The Alien comes face to face with Sigorny (spelling?) Weaver and is inches from her face and doesn’t tear her head off. Unbelievable.

The other movie I walked out on was The Toy. I couldn’t bare it.
 
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May I add that I would appreciate votes from Catholic or Protestant members of the forum.

God bless,

Jimmytwoguns
 
The only movie I can DEFINITELY remember walking out on was The Royal Tanenbaums, truly the most stupid and not even one bit humerous flick I’ve ever seen!:mad:
Michael_C said:
Oh let’s not forget Alien 3 which is one of two movies I actually walked out on. The Alien comes face to face with Sigorny (spelling?) Weaver and is inches from her face and doesn’t tear her head off. Unbelievable.

The other movie I walked out on was The Toy. I couldn’t bare it.
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So what did you think of my post a few back…“Lazerblast” seriously Marcus, tell me if it gives you a chuckle! Scroll over on the time like I said there…
 
Roddy McDowell is the GREATEST. I think of him in Planet of the Apes or Fright Night, episodes of shows like Columbo, Overboard, old horror and sci fi flicks, love him. He was an actor who would be in movies as great and big as Planet of the Apes then have no problem being in Dirty Mary Crazy Larry as a grocery store manager. He was so humble and you could tell he just LOVED being in cinema…humble and talented as heck…

If you really want to see someone come down LOW look at Bela Lugosi after being in all those classic Universal horror flicks only to sink as low as being in Ed Wood movies to get $$$ to score methadone…

Or maybe even worse, Lon Chaney Jr. sinking so low to be in “Dracula vs. Frankenstein!!”

Did you ever see Al Adamson’s Drac. vs. Franken.? on man! Now that was hilariously bad!
 
Time Bandits is probably my favorite movie of all time. Can’t think of a single scene that isn’t just…pure awesomeness.

Unfortunately, you’re right. Very hard to find in rental stores and very little known.
 
Robin Hood: “How long have you been a robber?”
response: “four foot one”
RH: “Good God, craykee, four foot one? Thah-thah-that is a long time, four foot one!”

😃

I love when Evil is complaining about the Supreme Being…

Evil: I have understanding
Robert: Understanding of what, master?
Evil: Digital watches…😛
OrangeOwl said:
Time Bandits is probably my favorite movie of all time. Can’t think of a single scene that isn’t just…pure awesomeness.

Unfortunately, you’re right. Very hard to find in rental stores and very little known.
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Robin Hood: “How long have you been a robber?”
response: “four foot one”
RH: “Good God, craykee, four foot one? Thah-thah-that is a long time, four foot one!”

😃

I love when Evil is complaining about the Supreme Being talking about how the SB lacks understanding that he has…

Evil: I have understanding
Robert: Understanding of what, master?
Evil: Digital watches…😛
OrangeOwl said:
Time Bandits is probably my favorite movie of all time. Can’t think of a single scene that isn’t just…pure awesomeness.

Unfortunately, you’re right. Very hard to find in rental stores and very little known.
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Michael_C said:
Oh let’s not forget Alien 3 which is one of two movies I actually walked out on. The Alien comes face to face with Sigorny (spelling?) Weaver and is inches from her face and doesn’t tear her head off. Unbelievable.

The other movie I walked out on was The Toy. I couldn’t bare it.
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Ok, there are no alien movies past 2… Similarly there are no indiana jones movies past 3… There are, perhaps rumors that movies past those number do exist, those rumors are false. None of them exist. That needed clarification.
 
crazzeto said:
Ok, there are no alien movies past 2… Similarly there are no indiana jones movies past 3… There are, perhaps rumors that movies past those number do exist, those rumors are false. None of them exist. That needed clarification.
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I for got to mention Indiana Jones 4. Man that movie was awful. I was so mad that I had to wait 20 years for that garbage:P
I started watching Alien 3 and thought it was stupid.
I think the only movie I have ever walked out of was Sin City. I just thought it was so stupid.
 
I can’t leave out Chevy Chases “Funny Farm”.

I was expecting to laugh and it was one of the most uncomfortabel experiences of my life.

THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THEN A COMEDY MOVIE THAT IS NOT FUNNY!!
 
PoliSciProf said:
Hmm… there are so many candidates for the Worst Movie Every Made. Here are my nominees (all of which I have had the misfortune to see):

Ishtar
The Dirty Dozen
Howard the Duck
The Postman (starring Kevin Costner–this makes Waterworld look like a masterpiece)
Casino Royale (starring Woody Allen)
Barbarella
The Marine (the one starring John Cena the wrestler)
Nice Dreams (Cheech and Chong’s third movie)
The Three Amigos
The Conqueror (starring John Wayne as Ghengis Khan)

My Pick: Howard the Duck
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…High Noon ,written by a commie and staring another one…Gary Cooper,was the worst for it portrayed towns folk as ingrates and cowards and only one hero showed up…the town whore,she defends the marshall and says the towns no good,takes her money and disease with her and leaves. In real life the town of Coffyville,Kansas wItipped out a couple of gangs…Daltons and Youngers …It always seems that what hollyweird likes and honors with oscars,I tried to get my money back if I fell for the movie ad and went to see the thing.One of the best charming flicks was “Angels in the outfield” …
 
Republicans in the 1950’s thought everyone was a communist…wait a minute…hey, I just realized that in 2011 they still do! 😃
 
You know someone is from the UK if:

they spell labor “labour” and shop as “shoppe” and savior as “saviour” 😃

I used to be a Republican…😊
 
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