Name the worst movies ever made

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I’m surprised to see The Mission on this list…I would have to say that I was very moved by this movie. I found it very thought provoking.

For my list I would include:

The Mariah Carey movie…Glitter
Joe Dirt-this was just awful

I know there are more…I’ll have to think…
what was the M Carey movie about? sounds kinda … well, the word Mariah Carey seems to say it all for me…

(not to be “judgmental”… !! :rolleyes:)

another judgmental statement:

its a sin to waste time… and a lot of the movies listed on this thread are (or appear to be) a total waste of time (The Mission being the one exception I’ve found.)

haven’t seen it… but plan to
 
**Worst Movies of all time…ok here goes…

Groundhog Day** (monotonous, not funny at all)
The Exorcist II (wow, awful, how do you follow up to a classic!?)
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i dont’ think i saw all of the Exorcist… i saw GH Day and it was kind strange but i wouldn’t put it on Worst Movie list…

Exorcist was not a classic in my opinion ‘cause exorcisms virtually never end in the priest(s) being killed by the demons. God is more powerful than Satan… and would not let that happen. That is why a lot of priests/bishops don’t like the movie… The book Possessed was the one the movie was based on and truth really is stranger than fiction… It was a boy who was possessed & his Lutheran minister couldn’t exorcize the demon (didnt’ get hurt thought)… A Catholic priest tried but did get his hand bitten… Then a Jesuit accomplished the exorcism in full…
 
Terms of Endearment
With Shirley MacLane and Debra Winger

A meandering story with no real point or plot. When this won an Academy Award, that was when I realized that that whole awards ceremony if phony and fixed.
this reminds me of another stupid movie i saw… with Diane Keaton & Sissy Spacek… wish i could recall name but can’t… but it fits the description you give for T of Endearment…

hmmm… can’t remember… :hmmm:
 
this reminds me of another stupid movie i saw… with Diane Keaton & Sissy Spacek… wish i could recall name but can’t… but it fits the description you give for T of Endearment…

hmmm… can’t remember… :hmmm:
Maybe you don’t want to remember? 😉
 
Maybe you don’t want to remember? 😉
That’s it!!

we don’t forget what is important to us… (usually)…

it was about 3 sisters … one is successful as an actress… the other was a loser in love & … one kills her husband…

pointless plot… from my perspective… no moral message… or else i was too dense to get it…

or, again, as you say…

maybe i didn’t want to get it… 😃
 
i dont’ think i saw all of the Exorcist… i saw GH Day and it was kind strange but i wouldn’t put it on Worst Movie list…

Exorcist was not a classic in my opinion ‘cause exorcisms virtually never end in the priest(s) being killed by the demons. God is more powerful than Satan… and would not let that happen. That is why a lot of priests/bishops don’t like the movie… The book Possessed was the one the movie was based on and truth really is stranger than fiction… It was a boy who was possessed & his Lutheran minister couldn’t exorcize the demon (didnt’ get hurt thought)… A Catholic priest tried but did get his hand bitten… Then a Jesuit accomplished the exorcism in full…
The Exorcist is a great movie for several reasons (I’ve read the book and loved it as well). First of all, Father Damien (the lead priest character) is going through a crisis of faith, thinking of leaving the Church altogether when he is called to bravery in dealing with the devil himself. When Father Karras, the elderly Exorcist who is supposed to be the master of dealing with such things dies of a heart attack in the middle of this exorcism, Father Damien is overwhelmed with personal attacks by the Devil that get into his head, deep. He fights and prays but is so overwhelmed that he decides to take the devil into himself to free the girl, sacrificing himself, falling to his death. It’s about doubt, bravery, sacrifice, and shows how flirtation with the occult (Ouiji boards, etc) can lead to serious diabolic assaults. William Peter Blatty, the author of the book, went to Georgetown and is a Catholic. He always wanted to fictionalize the story he heard about a real exorcism that was very similar. I thought the movie is great, terrifying, and in the end, edifying in the bravery of the priest. It is NOT in any way an anti-Catholic flick or a film making priests look weak.

And there is a VERY moving scene at the end of the movie, it always gets me, when little Regan, the possessed girl, comes out of her house. She is now no longer possessed and remembers nothing of the experience. But when another priest comes by to wish her mother well, she looks at his priestly collar and runs up and kisses him on the cheek, knowing somehow in her heart that she was saved by the Catholic Church. I thought it was great.😉
 
Are you running rottentomatoes.com?? 😃 My dd and ds would agree…I watched it when it first came out, it was good…but 100%? It got better reviews that Schindler’s List for pete’s sakes…hahaha :rotfl:
I can’t see 100% Maybe 99%, not not 100! LOL…

No seriously, you’re right. I mean, Pee Wee and Schindler’s List are hardly in the same genre so it’s apples and oranges. I ADORE List. Great film. I’m a big fan of that movie and I thought Spielberg hit it out of the park on that…I’m still a Pee Wee fan, though! LOL
 
does that say something (generally) about America’s mentality? :rolleyes:
Oh come on now, let’s not get condescending! 😛 I’m an American and I like a good laugh. I think Pee Wee was funny. You might think I’m a hick for liking My Cousin Vinny, too! LOL…Not every movie that we enjoy should be a drama like Terms of Endearment! LOL…come on distracted! :cool:
 
GurneyHalleck’s screen name reminded me of the first Dune film—directed by David Lynch, who later had his name taken off the edited-for-TV version (if you look at the creds, it was ‘directed’ by Allan Smithee) 😉

We saw it in the theaters, and it was SO bad that I cried out to the people waiting in line as we left: “Turn back! Save yourselves!”

In later years when the film made it to TV, I bumped it up to my so-bad-it’s-good list, spawning many a classic line:

“It’ssss the sppppiccce!”

“Could he be the one?”

“Wait faw my bruvva, Bawon!”

“Faw he IS the Cuisinart Hatrack!”

“I WILL kill him!”

Yeah. Drugs and mysticism will save the world… :rolleyes:
 
GurneyHalleck’s screen name reminded me of the first Dune film—directed by David Lynch, who later had his name taken off the edited-for-TV version (if you look at the creds, it was ‘directed’ by Allan Smithee) 😉

We saw it in the theaters, and it was SO bad that I cried out to the people waiting in line as we left: “Turn back! Save yourselves!”

In later years when the film made it to TV, I bumped it up to my so-bad-it’s-good list, spawning many a classic line:

“It’ssss the sppppiccce!”

“Could he be the one?”

“Wait faw my bruvva, Bawon!”

“Faw he IS the Cuisinart Hatrack!”

“I WILL kill him!”

Yeah. Drugs and mysticism will save the world… :rolleyes:
You guessed correctly! My screen name does come from “Dune.” It’s my favorite sci fi book series of all times. I’m a huge fan. Fan of the films, too. Thanks for noticing! See the pic in profile! LOL:thumbsup:
 
GurneyHalleck’s screen name reminded me of the first Dune film—directed by David Lynch, who later had his name taken off the edited-for-TV version (if you look at the creds, it was ‘directed’ by Allan Smithee) 😉

We saw it in the theaters, and it was SO bad that I cried out to the people waiting in line as we left: “Turn back! Save yourselves!”

In later years when the film made it to TV, I bumped it up to my so-bad-it’s-good list, spawning many a classic line:

“It’ssss the sppppiccce!”

“Could he be the one?”

“Wait faw my bruvva, Bawon!”

“Faw he IS the Cuisinart Hatrack!”

“I WILL kill him!”

Yeah. Drugs and mysticism will save the world… :rolleyes:
And don’t forget…

REMEMBER THE TOOTH!

You see your death, my blade will finish you!

Feyd, lovely Feyd!

Am I alive? (Yes, you’re alive my baron) I"m alive!! I’m alive! (throws ring) I’m alive aahahaha
 
GurneyHalleck’s screen name reminded me of the first Dune film—directed by David Lynch, who later had his name taken off the edited-for-TV version (if you look at the creds, it was ‘directed’ by Allan Smithee) 😉

We saw it in the theaters, and it was SO bad that I cried out to the people waiting in line as we left: “Turn back! Save yourselves!”

In later years when the film made it to TV, I bumped it up to my so-bad-it’s-good list, spawning many a classic line:

“It’ssss the sppppiccce!”

“Could he be the one?”

“Wait faw my bruvva, Bawon!”

“Faw he IS the Cuisinart Hatrack!”

“I WILL kill him!”

Yeah. Drugs and mysticism will save the world… :rolleyes:
Dune is one of those movies everyone labeled as bad but I LOVED it from day one. It’s a LOVE IT or LOATHE IT kind of movie. No middle ground lol…I adored it when it came out in 84. I was a kid and I just watched it over and over on VHS lol…go figure…
 
Dune is one of those movies everyone labeled as bad but I LOVED it from day one. It’s a LOVE IT or LOATHE IT kind of movie. No middle ground lol…I adored it when it came out in 84. I was a kid and I just watched it over and over on VHS lol…go figure…
Y’know, there were some excellent performers in that film… some Lynch stock players as well. And the art direction RULED.

But I remember turning to DH (who had read the series) and asking:

“Do you remember anything like those really gross heart-plugs in the books?”

“Nope.”

That’s what got me reading Dune.
 
what was the M Carey movie about? sounds kinda … well, the word Mariah Carey seems to say it all for me…

(not to be “judgmental”… !! :rolleyes:)

another judgmental statement:

its a sin to waste time… and a lot of the movies listed on this thread are (or appear to be) a total waste of time (The Mission being the one exception I’ve found.)

haven’t seen it… but plan to
I first brought up the Mission as a GOOD movie not a bad one= that’s why it keeps coming up.
 
You know what movie I really couldn’t stand…and I know it’s a classic cult type one, but Rocky Horror Picture Show…ugh. Honestly, I don’t the appeal. lol 🤷
 
Y’know, there were some excellent performers in that film… some Lynch stock players as well. And the art direction RULED.

But I remember turning to DH (who had read the series) and asking:

“Do you remember anything like those really gross heart-plugs in the books?”

“Nope.”

That’s what got me reading Dune.
I hear ya. Ole’ Lynch definitely took some artistic liberties with that flick LOL…the heart plugs, “weirding modules,” baroque scenery, and making Muad’dib out to be a real messiah instead of a self-fullfilling prophet and eventually a Muhammad-style conquerer.
 
i hate movies where you can’t hear the dialogue… and you just KNOW they’re saying something profound… and you play it back over and over and stil can’t u/stand…

I listened to loud music when i was young so my hearing isn’t the best… but stil… you’d think they could make movies a little… better than that…
I hate movies where you can’t even see what’s going on! Usually, they’re fast action scenes in the dark.
Rain Man was like that…
Aww, come on! That was the most talked about/hyped about movie when I was in highschool! 🙂

Now, the very worst movies are those sci-fi movies that usually involve a catastrophe, or some hi-tech spy. At least they have some funny lines, but the scenes (and themes) are so predictable. Why is it that in every disaster movie, the heros always have some love interest or are related, and have at least 1 old and young family member that has to be saved (and they go out of their way to save them)? Then it’s one simple little thing stops a huge disaster, and/or the old guy always dies at the end.
 
Absolutely very worst movie I ever saw (don’t see a lot of them though) was “There’s Something About Mary”. Nasty and disgusting. The only reason we went was because every friend we had said it was so good and a must see.
That experience made me verrrryyy careful about what I pay to go see.

P.S. I loved “Rainman”.
 
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