Nominees for worst hymn

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NO NO NO. Its Chim Chiminee Chim Chim Cheree from Mary Poppins. I don’t mind the song though, I liked Mary Poppins.
And “Now We Remain” is from the theme from Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

“Sing of the Lord’s Goodness” is a direct rip-off of Dave Brubeck’s “Take Five.” It’s a sort of play on words, because the meter is in 5/4 time…as is “Sing.”

:rolleyes:
 
Hear, hear. As a choir director, I wish that instead of “dissing” the music, the detractors would simply just join the choir and be part of the solution instead of part of the problem.

“Christians, let us love one another…”
How would that be part of the solution, though? The members of a choir usually don’t tell the director what they’d want to sing. (I’ve sung in enough church and secular choirs to know this. And I was a children’s choir director that worked for two different pastors.) It’s the director and sometimes the pastor who says what gets performed and what doesn’t. And unfortunately or fortunately, if the pastor is involved and the director and he have a different idea of what the music should be, the pastor, for obvious reasons (i.e. he’s paying your paycheck) wins out. A choir member would still just have to sing what they’re told to sing. It doesn’t help with the problem of people complaining about bad music. Only problem it does help is if the voices in a choir or cantor program are pretty bad and the person complaining actually does have a nice voice. Then, let’s try to recruit him/her.

I agree, though, not to complain to the cantor or choir members about the state of the music program. We can’t do anything about it. Go to the director and, if necessary, the pastor.
 
I agree, though, not to complain to the cantor or choir members about the state of the music program. We can’t do anything about it. Go to the director and, if necessary, the pastor.
Then how about taking it one step further and make the offer to choose, prepare and lead the music at sometimes at Mass, if one wants things taken in a new direction. I, for one, will always listen to legitimate (name removed by moderator)ut, but if someone wanted a complete change, this will be my answer. I would never dare criticize, but make a tolally honest offer.
 
Then how about taking it one step further and make the offer to choose, prepare and lead the music at sometimes at Mass, if one wants things taken in a new direction.
HUH??? :confused: I can only imagine the music director’s reaction when someone from the congregation comes up and says in essence, “I don’t like the way you are doing your job, so why don’t you step aside and let me take over.” Offering to help choose the music is one thing, but offering to help prepare and lead it would not be well-received, believe me. Simply wanting things done differently does not qualify someone to be a music director. One doesn’t just stand up there in front of the choir and wave their arms in order to keep the beat; choral conducting is an art which requires a thorough knowledge of vocal technique as well as conducting technique. Vocal technique, choral technique, and conducting took up at least four courses at the university where I received my music degree, if that tells you anything. Most non-musicians have no idea of how much they don’t know about music. If you happen to be a professionally-trained choral conductor and you know that the church’s choir director is truly incompetent, a chat with the priest might be in order, but remember, this is somebody else’s job you are messing with here.
 
As for the Hymn, “Gather Us In,” I used to like it because of the tune. I have heard that it is the same tune as the “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” which is a song I always liked. Someone else on this thread mentioned this similarity too.

The words are a problem, though.
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Gather Us In
By Marty Haugen
Not in the dark of buildings confining
Not in some heaven, light years away,
But here in this place, the new light is shining,
Now is the Kingdom, now is the day…
Problem: This verse from a popular Catholic song could be interpreted as dissing church buildings–and even the afterlife.
 
HUH??? :confused: I can only imagine the music director’s reaction when someone from the congregation comes up and says in essence, “I don’t like the way you are doing your job, so why don’t you step aside and let me take over.”
👋 Me. I’d do it. In a heartbeat.

What I do not have patience with are those who want us to do more of this or that and do not want to step forward to help. Volunteering an extra work load for others is not very helpful.
 
Au contraire! I’ve sung in a cathedral choir for over 20 years and yes, our music director is more than willing to take suggestions from the choir. One of our favorite anthems can only be sung once every three years…“In the Year King Uzziah Died”.

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Our music director inevitably forgets this and several of us choir members have to remember far enough out because it’s not something you can sing on a dime.

I put in three hours of practice a week. I don’t have a degree in music (yes, we have four section leaders who do) but the rest of us don’t. It is practice, practice, practice…and it is worth it. You get the people who are willing to work and it can be done.

Oh, yeah, we also sing God So Loved the World on the same album.
 
👋 Me. I’d do it. In a heartbeat.

What I do not have patience with are those who want us to do more of this or that and do not want to step forward to help. Volunteering an extra work load for others is not very helpful.
Read the rest of CarrieH’s post. Music directors are generally hired because choral/church music is their field of expertise and they have worked very hard to make it so. She is correct that choral conducting requires a lot of training and in fact, I recently read a study indicating that conductors’ brains work differently than those of the rest of us when listening to complicated pieces of music: essentially, their visual functions diminish and more neural capacity is diverted to auditory processing.

I’m sure most music directors would be happy to receive polite requests: I think “I really love X hymn, could you perhaps have the choir learn it?” would be well-received. Probably if you like certain music, there are choir members who do as well. But asking to take over the direction of a parish music program- that’s someone else’s job. I don’t think you would appreciate it if the music director showed up at your workplace and said “I don’t think you’re doing a good job. I’ll take over and do it better, even though I have no training or experience, and you have a lot.”
 
Read the rest of CarrieH’s post.
I guess I am just in a unique situation. We have no one of the talent level some of you here talk about. Maybe I was just trying to bait brotherhrolf into coming and taking over for a while.

I guess I should have offered when you were displaced during Katrina.

I apologize if I tried to speak for all choir directors. I just know in my situation I would love the help. It is frustrating hearing all the time here about how things should be done this way or that way when I know in my parish we simply lack musical resources.
 
I guess I am just in a unique situation. We have no one of the talent level some of you here talk about. Maybe I was just trying to bait brotherhrolf into coming and taking over for a while.

I guess I should have offered when you were displaced during Katrina.
Fair enough. Our music director started playing the organ for Masses at age 10 and has a degree in church/sacred music plus nearly 25 years of experience post-baccalaureate. I wish all parishes could have someone like him, as his talent and dedication to the parish are quite amazing. Unfortunately church music doesn’t usually pay well.
 
I guess I am just in a unique situation. We have no one of the talent level some of you here talk about. Maybe I was just trying to bait brotherhrolf into coming and taking over for a while.

I guess I should have offered when you were displaced during Katrina.

I apologize if I tried to speak for all choir directors. I just know in my situation I would love the help. It is frustrating hearing all the time here about how things should be done this way or that way when I know in my parish we simply lack musical resources.
Fair enough too. We have a talented organist/choir director and four paid section leaders. That’s five out of twenty-five to 28. The rest of us are all parishoners w/ some exposure to music.
Most of us are state employees, librarians, or school teachers. I can certainly sing in chorus but don’t ask me to sing solo. Plainsong is in reach of every choir as is Taize as is the old traditional hymns.
 
I know everyone has their own opinion. But for me:
  1. Lord of the Dance- Not necessarily a bad song, but the first time I heard it I was still in RCIA and the only thing I could think about was that Irish step dancing group from the 1990s. I just had this image of Jesus in tights dancing through the pews. Every time we sing it the same image pops into my head. 😃
  2. Any hymn designed for sopranos. I hate singing songs that 99% of the congregation cannot sing. My voice just does not go up the that high.
  3. Not a big fan of Marty Haugen (I think that’s his name, not sure since I’m at work). Most of his songs remind me of the 70’s.
  4. American the Beautiful-before someone flames me, outside of mass this is a beautiful and wonderful song. The choir director at my church seems to think its an appropriate Communion song. Drives me nuts.
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  1. American the Beautiful-before someone flames me, outside of mass this is a beautiful and wonderful song. The choir director at my church seems to think its an appropriate Communion song. Drives me nuts.
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What??? While Stephen Colbert equates America to God, I am shocked to hear it actually be done in a church! That really is to bad that this has been used as the Communion Song.
 
Read the rest of CarrieH’s post. Music directors are generally hired because choral/church music is their field of expertise and they have worked very hard to make it so. She is correct that choral conducting requires a lot of training and in fact, I recently read a study indicating that conductors’ brains work differently than those of the rest of us when listening to complicated pieces of music: essentially, their visual functions diminish and more neural capacity is diverted to auditory processing.

I’m sure most music directors would be happy to receive polite requests: I think “I really love X hymn, could you perhaps have the choir learn it?” would be well-received. Probably if you like certain music, there are choir members who do as well. But asking to take over the direction of a parish music program- that’s someone else’s job. I don’t think you would appreciate it if the music director showed up at your workplace and said “I don’t think you’re doing a good job. I’ll take over and do it better, even though I have no training or experience, and you have a lot.”
I agree with this and Carrie’s post. 👍
 
I love the way Robert Kochis sings it. Is that YOU??

Kathy
It’s a solo piece. Y’know, for the cabaret Mass. Sappy, sappy, sappy.

I had a conversion experience regarding “Pescador de Hombres” when I read JP-2’s comments on it in his book, *Rise, Let Us Be on Our Way… *

Other than that (and a historic concession for “John Brown’s Body” – aka “The Battle Hymn of the Republic”) I agree with the OP.

The older I get the less patience I have for severely ethnic music of the Scottish-Irish variety. I can still stomach some of the Welsch stuff (e.g, Slane) but I’m starting to fall away from that also.

Don’t get me started on Irish parlor songs, most frequently foisted upon Marian devotions: “Mother of Christ,” “Our Lady of Knock,” “Bring Flowers of the Fairest.” Honestly, without the words, you couldn’t tell this was in any way different from “Mother Machree” or “Come Back to Erin.”
 
What??? While Stephen Colbert equates America to God, I am shocked to hear it actually be done in a church! That really is to bad that this has been used as the Communion Song.
America the Beautiful and the Battle Hymn of the Republic have been used as recessionals in my parish. My ancestors would probably have a thing or three to say about the Battle Hymn of the Republic.😃
 
I guess I am just in a unique situation. We have no one of the talent level some of you here talk about. Maybe I was just trying to bait brotherhrolf into coming and taking over for a while.

I guess I should have offered when you were displaced during Katrina.

I apologize if I tried to speak for all choir directors. I just know in my situation I would love the help. It is frustrating hearing all the time here about how things should be done this way or that way when I know in my parish we simply lack musical resources.
I understand this. That’s why for me, personally, I wouldn’t complain to the director. I know what many have to put up with - from lack of good musicians/singers to just a pure lack of support in general. But I also know that many of the directors I know would not want someone to jump right in and want to take over with the planning, directing and/or performing. What does help is if the pastor is supportive of the director. Sometimes directors can’t change the direction of the liturgical music because the pastor won’t allow him/her. I’ve seen this happen and it happened to me when I directed a children’s choir.

Our choir and music director has been playing organ in churches since he was about 8 or 9. He started working as the Cathedral organist when he was about 22 and has been there for almost 30 years. He’s also an accomplished classical pianist, a wonderful singer and is just brilliant musically-speaking. He’s one of the best organists in our city. What is truly amazing with him is how he has directed a purely volunteer choir - most of whom do not have musical training. The Cathedral doesn’t have the money to support paid section leaders, unfortunately, but there is about 30-40 singers who love the “good” music and many times create absolutly beautiful and spiritual music. Many people would not have been able to produce the quality that he has been able to pull from them. And I understand that. So, although the choir doesn’t sound like the Tallis Scholars, they sure sound darn good for being all volunteer. I view them on their utmost ability - not if they sound like the Tallis Scholars, btw.
 
As St. Augustine says, “Do not allow yourselves to be offended by the imperfect as you strive for the perfect.”

The reality of the situation is that we all have to do the best we can. There are charitable ways to support the music ministry and express the need for songs during Mass that are theologically sound, etc. There are always ways to express your opinion, or educate or even chastise, in ways that are much more charitable than a knee-jerk reaction and a tarring of all NO liturgy as being “liberal.”

I don’t mean to suggest that any of you in particular are saying this; rather, I hear it in other threads.

Personally, I think that as Church we’re getting better at navigating through the “Novus Ordo” liturgy. I keep thinking about all the craziness that was going on between the Jews and the Hellenists in the Acts of the Apostles. The Apostles were really trying to smooth things out and knit two traditions together. This is much the same, except that we’re hopefully not trying to kill each other. I also speculate how hodge-podge the first liturgies must have been, with no rubrics to refer to and held in people’s homes in secret. I think what kept people coming back, in addition to the presence of Christ, was a true thirst for community and a hope for Christ’s return.

In a way, the current standard liturgy of the Church is in a state of transition, just like the early Church before rubrics. Did people make bone-headed mistakes? They must have! Did people use twisted theology from time to time? I can almost guarantee it. But somehow, our Mandatum to come together as Church and celebrate Christ’s sacrifice has carried us through. We’ll get this right eventually…I have hope.

If we can deal with each other with patience and charity, we can figure this out. Besides, when was the last time any of us remembered to thank our music ministers for their service to the parish? Even I, as a choir director, forget to thank the members of the music ministry!

Seems to me that if they feel supported, they will be more open to hearing suggestions.

Just a thought.
 
America the Beautiful and the Battle Hymn of the Republic have been used as recessionals in my parish. My ancestors would probably have a thing or three to say about the Battle Hymn of the Republic.😃
I have to agree that America the Beautiful would have to be near the top of my list for the worst possible communion hymn, although that was our recessional yesterday. But I think that BHR would be worse, especially where we still call the “Civil War” the War of Northern Aggression."😉
 
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