Nuttiest Things Non-Catholics Have Said or Done Around You Because You're Catholic

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BListon said:
I’m sure His Holiness has them stored somewhere in St. Pete’s Basilica.
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No, Iron Miku and Mecha Polkka are working at St. Pete’s Basilica. 🙂
Hatsune Industries (the company behind Iron Miku and Mecha Polkka) is an ally of the Vatican and Stark Industries. 🙂
 
Crescentinus said:
No, Iron Miku and Mecha Polkka are working at St. Pete’s Basilica. 🙂
Hatsune Industries (the company behind Iron Miku and Mecha Polkka) is an ally of the Vatican and Stark Industries. 🙂
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Oh…okay… it sounded like some kind of weapons… sorry. Hehehe:blush:
I’m sure the Mafia have ties with us too! Why else would we be headquartered in Italy?
 
BListon said:
Oh…okay… it sounded like some kind of weapons… sorry. Hehehe:blush:
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The Hatsune sisters (Hatsune Miku and her younger sister Hachune Miku) are the owners of Hatsune Industries as well. 🙂
 
BListon said:
Clearly,** the microchip implanted in his head** by the Pope, malfunctioned, and he was not informed of our newest world-domination directives from His Holiness.😉
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:hypno: Mine’s still working :hypno:
 
For those of you with no sense of humour or sarcastic bent, I’m just kidding. 😃
 
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Crescentinus said:
I’ve heard the term “Taliban Catholic” from some very rabid anti-Catholics as of late and it made me headwall. :banghead:
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If others can be “Taliban”, why can’t someone be a “Taliban Catholic”? :bigyikes::rotfl: :confused:🍿
 
benjammin said:
Yep, but I thought that the microchips were planted in the heads of protestants since the Vatican has a computer registry of all protestants. At least thats what this one reading some evangelist at a christian rock concert. :whacky: Gotta keep tabs on the prods all the time ya know LOL;););)👍
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I don’t think the microchip in my head ever worked! :eek::bounce::tsktsk:
 
tabycat said:
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If others can be “Taliban”, why can’t someone be a “Taliban Catholic”? :bigyikes::rotfl: :confused:🍿
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Because you would be undermining the true (political/religious) meaning of the word in a grossly inaccurate way. :eek:
 
josie_L said:
Because you would be undermining the true (political/religious) meaning of the word in a grossly inaccurate way. :eek:
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It was fun as it lasted.
Now, imagine a Catholic going into a war and blowing himself up ! Never, in the history of Christendom, we saw this phenomena.
I think Islam has got a problem. It is not Arab Spring, there should be an Koran Spring. Islam must redefine itself and change. The image of the youngsters (yes the old men do not blow themselves) committing suicide to go to Heaven and have the 70 virgins is so outdated and miserable that it seems lunatic.
 
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