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MY FAVORITE LINES of the whole movie! (along with Napoleon’s stuff!) 😛
Ian Holm was the best Napoleon ever. I don’t care what Abel Gance fans say. :cool:
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I had no idea before that you could have some fun and believe!
Did you ever see Life of Brian? 😛 Especially the opening scene where the Wise Men go into Brian’s house by accident, give his mother the gifts, then rush back in and take them back when they realize Jesus was born next door?
 
^ This is an example of a truly outstanding thread. I needed this. :D:thumbsup:
 
I personally think the Monty Python “Every Sperm Is Sacred” song is THE funniest thing they ever did. Dude, I roll and get a belly laugh every time I see that. It’s NFP parody at its best. My best friend, a hardcore Catholic buddy of mine, got so angry at me for showing him that. He was ticked LOL…It makes fun of Protestants and Catholics so perfectly.
Ian Holm was the best Napoleon ever. I don’t care what Abel Gance fans say. :cool:

Did you ever see Life of Brian? 😛 Especially the opening scene where the Wise Men go into Brian’s house by accident, give his mother the gifts, then rush back in and take them back when they realize Jesus was born next door?
 
Ian Holm:

Neguy: You are not small at all, Commander.
Lucien: Not by any means. Five foot one is not small.
Napoleon: Five foot one and conqueror of Italy, not bad huh?
 
I personally think the Monty Python “Every Sperm Is Sacred” song is THE funniest thing they ever did. Dude, I roll and get a belly laugh every time I see that. It’s NFP parody at its best. My best friend, a hardcore Catholic buddy of mine, got so angry at me for showing him that. He was ticked LOL…It makes fun of Protestants and Catholics so perfectly.
Hindus, Taoists, Mormons
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who keep their
Semen with more care!


I can’t imagine why. 😃

I love the monks bonking their heads in Holy Grail. Also in a lesser known Terry Gilliam film Jabberwocky there’s a funny spoof of those old flagellation guys in the Middle Ages. They’re about to launch Michael Palin into the air via catapult, and are going on about the pain he’s going to endure. Then one of the flagellation guys says, “Hey! How come he gets to suffer all that pain!” and jumps on, taking the shot for Palin. 😃
 
Jn 10:27 “My sheep listen to my voice; I know them and they follow me. I give them eternal life and they will never perish. No one can snatch them away from me.”
Romans 8:38 “And i am convinced that nothing can seperate us from God’s love.”
born again Catholic? is there any other kind? its kinda like saying ATM Machine. what your saying is automated teller machine machine! lol! so are you trying to say my friend that you as a Catholic believe osas? Peace 🙂
 
I love the guy on TBN with the mustache and the white couch with gold roccocco style furniture and decor everwhere. He has that wife (Jan something or other) that looks like Tammy Fey on steroids. She has five times the mascara and eye liner. She’s priceless. Then they have that dude on the piano who’s like a fundamentalist Freddie Mercury. That bunch reminds me of the televangelist scenes on “Fletch Lives!”

That guy on TBN, Jesse Duplantiss, wow, one of the weirdest human beings I’ve ever watched. It’s like a car wreck that I can’t pull my ojos away from! Then you’ve got a guy with the last name “Dollar” on there, how ironic! Of course there’s good ole’ Benny Hinn (the name sounds too much like Benny Hill who I’d MUCH rather watch any day than Hinn!) in his searsucker white suits grabbing people and thrusting them down to the ground with ‘anointings.’ And of course there’s the one and only Pat Robertson (LOL)…that wise seer! 😛

My favorite guy is Jack Van Impe. Absolutely priceless! He’s been on since the early 90’s. My buddy and I used to listen to his “prophesies” and crack up. Clinton was supposed to be the anti-Christ, then Saddam, then Osama, then Obama, shoot, probably Bill Cosby will be next. He always quotes Bible verses at break-neck speed, rants and raves, and hands the ‘news’ over to his wacky wife. Priceless. But terriying is the fact that obviously someone out there believes this stuff! :eek:
hey gurney? is that a picture of SPINAL TAP!? 👍
 
I personally think the Monty Python “Every Sperm Is Sacred” song is THE funniest thing they ever did. Dude, I roll and get a belly laugh every time I see that. It’s NFP parody at its best. My best friend, a hardcore Catholic buddy of mine, got so angry at me for showing him that. He was ticked LOL…It makes fun of Protestants and Catholics so perfectly.
love that movie. and life of bryan. i laughed so hard i almost puked! british humor is the best. no doubt. 😃
 
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