I love the guy on TBN with the mustache and the white couch with gold roccocco style furniture and decor everwhere. He has that wife (Jan something or other) that looks like Tammy Fey on steroids. She has five times the mascara and eye liner. She’s priceless. Then they have that dude on the piano who’s like a fundamentalist Freddie Mercury. That bunch reminds me of the televangelist scenes on “Fletch Lives!”
That guy on TBN, Jesse Duplantiss, wow, one of the weirdest human beings I’ve ever watched. It’s like a car wreck that I can’t pull my ojos away from! Then you’ve got a guy with the last name “Dollar” on there, how ironic! Of course there’s good ole’ Benny Hinn (the name sounds too much like Benny Hill who I’d MUCH rather watch any day than Hinn!) in his searsucker white suits grabbing people and thrusting them down to the ground with ‘anointings.’ And of course there’s the one and only Pat Robertson (LOL)…that wise seer!
My favorite guy is Jack Van Impe. Absolutely priceless! He’s been on since the early 90’s. My buddy and I used to listen to his “prophesies” and crack up. Clinton was supposed to be the anti-Christ, then Saddam, then Osama, then Obama, shoot, probably Bill Cosby will be next. He always quotes Bible verses at break-neck speed, rants and raves, and hands the ‘news’ over to his wacky wife. Priceless. But terriying is the fact that obviously someone out there believes this stuff!