So funny you brought that up! I was in the hospital a few years ago, and had a very boisterous, but also very religious surgeon. He prayed with my husband in the surgical consult room, and prayed with everyone who happened to be visiting with me when he dropped by my room. (He wasn’t Catholic, but was very reverent to our Pastor when he came by.)Working in healthcare, I ask my patients every day if they have been passing gas. It is something we want to hear is happening! Saying they have not been farting actually impedes them getting tubes removed and furthering what they can eat.
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hmm…my hubby does all the talking and most of the gas passing in our marriage…so I’m not certain if the joke works for our marriage.Well… there is an old joke…(somewhat close to the truth in this instance)…
Know why women never f*rt???
'Cause they can’t keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the required pressure!
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This is disgusting, I went on a minidate last night with a guy I met at church. He always sits behind me during Mass on Sundays. He really is not my type but I decided to give this man a chance to prove that maybe he is my type. On our first date, dinner and wine, last night after work, he let one rip! It seemed like it was on purpose too!
I know that is shallow not to go on a second date with someone who does this, but I want to marry a GENTLEMAN! Tell me, am I shallow, or is this truely inappropriate?
I too had to laugh at this! You poor thing! It’s great you at least gave it a try but did he even say anything? Excuse me?Yeah! Why don’t we have public open space toilets like they did in the Roman times!
Is it possible, just possible that he wasn’t all that thrilled with you either? Maybe This ws his way of ensuring: a.) that you would never call him & b.) you would not be mad at him for not calling you.This is disgusting, I went on a minidate last night with a guy I met at church. He always sits behind me during Mass on Sundays. He really is not my type but I decided to give this man a chance to prove that maybe he is my type. On our first date, dinner and wine, last night after work, he let one rip! It seemed like it was on purpose too!
I know that is shallow not to go on a second date with someone who does this, but I want to marry a GENTLEMAN! Tell me, am I shallow, or is this truely inappropriate?
Huh??? Which has what relevance to the matter at hand?Yeah! Why don’t we have public open space toilets like they did in the Roman times!
Actually it is a very important medical question if someone has had intestinal surgery - when I spent some weeks in Baragwanath Hospital the only Zulu I knew was the words for faeces, urine and wind.So funny you brought that up! I was in the hospital a few years ago, and had a very boisterous, but also very religious surgeon. He prayed with my husband in the surgical consult room, and prayed with everyone who happened to be visiting with me when he dropped by my room. (He wasn’t Catholic, but was very reverent to our Pastor when he came by.)
Anyway, he dropped by to see me on a Sunday…quite obviously coming straight from Sunday services based on his attire, and brought along his father. (??? I didn’t understand, either. Maybe bring your Dad to work day?
He, very politely, introduces everyone in the room to his father, and before I could get out a “Nice to meet you,” the surgeon booms out “So, did you fart, yet?”
But, everyone else in the room was…
Defecation is a bodily function. The argument you used for the “liberation” of passing gas was that it was a simple bodily function not to dwell on or go in hiding with, so I brought up defecation, which is related to passing gas.Huh??? Which has what relevance to the matter at hand?
Maybe I should bring this up for conversation the next time I see him!
Oh my.Maybe I should bring this up for conversation the next time I see him!
Be glad that he showed his true colors, and hope that he learns a lesson from this experience.Years ago when I was a teenager, I went out with a guy who farted on the first date. However, unlike your date, my guy was obviously embarrassed – he blushed and mumbled “excuse me.” I forgave him for his flautent faux pas and ended up dating him for several months. We even went to the prom together. He treated me like a lady and never put on that silly act of showing off his gastrointestinal “talents.” So an errant toot needn’t be a dating deal-breaker. But the guy you went out with handled this in a really immature way. You aren’t that into him, so move on. If you let him get away with this type of behavior, the next thing you know he will be belching your name and picking his nose at the dinner table.
“NEXT!”
well put! For most of my friends, who are not all university-educated or working in dressy jobs, that kind of conversation would be unthinkable with women present. are you absolutely sure it was on purpose? if so, and you like this guy tell him how you feel about the incident. maybe he was brought up in a family that doesnt think anything of letting it go. i would probablly give it another chance if you like him that is.This is disgusting, I went on a minidate last night with a guy I met at church. He always sits behind me during Mass on Sundays. He really is not my type but I decided to give this man a chance to prove that maybe he is my type. On our first date, dinner and wine, last night after work, he let one rip! It seemed like it was on purpose too!
I know that is shallow not to go on a second date with someone who does this, but I want to marry a GENTLEMAN! Tell me, am I shallow, or is this truely inappropriate?
Well i was out at dinner with 9 guys and one other girl after we watched the movie “300”. The blood and gore must have made them extra manly for the evening!Beckers, I don’t like the picture those guys are painting of our race in your view.
How is this possible? The whole week I had been thinking about “The incident”. And he never brought it up. He seemed very nonchilant, never discussing or aluding to the FART. So I was purplexed, should I have let one rip to make him feel more comfortable? What a stupid thought, but it did go through my head. The coffee date was ok, maybe he is not that big of a dork. I wonder if he will ever pull the fart thing again . I sure hope not. I will let you know what happens with the Farter man!