Moms are smart ones! I am not kidding either.I used to tell my kids not to pee in the pool, because if they did, the blue water would mix with the yellow urine and where you pee there would be a green cloud in the water and all the kids would know.
Oh, the irony of lifeā¦
So my 17 YO urgently calls out to me tonight, āMOM, COME QUICK. NOW!!ā (Why is it always Mom, never Dad, for these things?)
DS had been in the bathroom doing his business, flushed, and the toilet overflowedā¦all over the bathroom floor and out into our entryway hallway.Poop. All over.
Soā¦1 hour later, several buckets of bleach water, and a good plunging, the toilet is back in working order and the bathroom and entryway floors are sparkling clean again.
(Meanwhile, DH has been upstairs watching a movie or something, and comes down just after I finish cleaning everything and asks, āSo, since you are not doing anything, do you want to make me some dessert, a cake, ice cream, or something?āHe had NO IDEA of what had just transpired over the last hour.
No way! That is a job I call DH for! EEWWWWWWWWWWW!My wife would have called me. Of course, Iāve told her enough times that if she ever needs help with anything, to never hestiate. (She never has.)
I wonder if you run this one by your priest in a conversation if you took him out to dinner, if he would
Where did you find that smiley?! I love it! I have tears rolling down my eyes about this, Iām laughing so hard.
Anyway, I actually saw this ad, it too cracked me up. I donāt know that it would truly save that much water for all of us to pee in the shower. When you think about it, it would only count for one episode per day for most of us, given that we usually only take one shower a day, so how much water would it actually save? Anyone know?
I suppose peeing in the shower is okay, as long as you
a.) aim for the drain,
b.) do it at the beginning of the shower,
c.) make sure it gets fully rinsed down with soap, and
d.) donāt tell anyone.
So, the rules are**ā¦āaim for drain,ā āearly is best,ā āhide the evidence,ā ādonāt ask, donāt tell.ā**
Ancient Chinese Secret?Some of you think that peeing in the shower is gross. What do you think about the fact that some ancient people drank urine to keep their teeth white? Sick, I know, but true.
Why did they have to drink it, couldn`t they just gargle with it. Before all these modern day remedies, people did what they had to do I guessSome of you think that peeing in the shower is gross. What do you think about the fact that some ancient people drank urine to keep their teeth white? Sick, I know, but true.
Knowing my priestā¦1, 5, and 6. This is the same guy who used to sneak a handgun in his pocket, so he could go target practicing between classes at the seminary. not to mention the amount of pāing that goes on during the average swim practice. Chlorine is your friend.Heck you ever go tubing down a river with ice chests full of beer. I donāt know how many times and hours we were going down a river but nobody ever had to get out too pee.This is without a doubt the BEST thread Iāve seen since Iāve been a member here!!!
Peeing in the shower used to gross me out until I made swim team. You do NOT want to know what swimmers do in those troughs at the edge of the pool,
Men.Heck you ever go tubing down a river with ice chests full of beer. I donāt know how many times and hours we were going down a river but nobody ever had to get out too pee.
Women go tubing too.Men.
The trick is how a woman can answer the ācall of natureā without having to go ashore. Not an easy thing. In the spring, my husband and I go fishing from our canoe. He has it easy, all he has to do is carefully stand up and take care of business. As for meā¦not so much. So, my bladder has grown to the size of a Winnebago water tank. We nurses call it ānurse bladder,ā because we can go for 12 hours without having to use the ladiesā room once.Women go tubing too.