Ah, logic and religion. You can prove anything with logic and religion.
*] Premise P1: King Ahaziah was twenty-two when he came to the throne [2 Kings 8:26]
*] Implication: X => P1 Since P1 is true, this implication is true for all possible values of X.
*] Reverse Implication: ~P1 => ~X Standard logical reversal of an Implication.
*] Premise P2: King Ahaziah was forty-two years old when he came to the throne [2 Chronicles 22:2]
*] P2 Contradicts P1: P2 => ~P1
*] From 5 and 3: P2 => ~P1 => ~X
*] P2 is true, the Bible says so, so ~X must also be true.
This argument works for all possible values of X. So if X is “the FSM is not the one and only God” then the Bible itself shows, by the argument above, that “the FSM is the one and only God”.
Of course, I prefer the version of the argument where X is “Warren Buffet does not owe rossum $50,000.”
This is just standard logic: given a contradiction you can prove anything. Warren, if you’re reading I accept check or cash. 
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