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timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article5343333.ece
This article is hilarious. Some of the choicer gems:
It not only burns their cookies that the Pope doesn’t feel the need to rearrange his whole schedule to accomodate their inane interrogations, it also just confuses the living daylights out of them that the Pope quite frankly doesn’t give a rat’s behind who they are or what rag they write for. They are totally baffled that he doesn’t fall down and slobber at their feet for media attention, like everybody else does. “Who does this guy think he is, anyway? The Pope?”
LOL. Tremendous article. Best laugh I’ve had in a long time. Viva il Papa!
This article is hilarious. Some of the choicer gems:
It really torques these people that the Church just doesn’t chuck everything we stand for and sign on to their “anything goes” viewpoints.“It is one veto after another” Mr Politi wrote. “Not to this, no to that. No, no, no”. He said the Vatican was clearly aware that under Pope Benedict it was acquiring a reputation for “banning everything”
Instead (the Pope) had gone out of his way to stress the obstacles in the way of ecumenism, and had recently declared that inter-religious dialogue “in the strict sense of the word” between Christians, Jews and Muslims was “not possible”. He had a “minimalist vision” of the reforms of the Second Vatican Council.
Golly gee, we have a Pope who stresses Catholicism over trendy pseudo-Christianity. The horror! He’s not advancing the “spirit of Vatican II” program of watered down anything goes New Agey balderdash. Oh, whatever shall we do???The only “reforms” carried out in the past three years, Mr Politi said, were the revival of the Latin mass and the provision of new and “more miliaristic” uniforms for the Vatican gendarmerie.
"But…but…but…I’m a member of the *** media,*** Your Holiness!!! I not only deserve to have my questions answered, I demand to have my questions answered! How dare you refuse to speak to me! Do you have any idea who I am? I’m a journalist!!!"Whereas John Paul had skilfully used the media, going out of his way to talk to Vatican journalists on papal trips, Pope Benedict “keeps his distance”, responding only to a limited number of questions submitted in advance, Mr Politi said. When encountering reporters while on holiday, "the first words to pass his lips are “Thank you, no questions”.
It not only burns their cookies that the Pope doesn’t feel the need to rearrange his whole schedule to accomodate their inane interrogations, it also just confuses the living daylights out of them that the Pope quite frankly doesn’t give a rat’s behind who they are or what rag they write for. They are totally baffled that he doesn’t fall down and slobber at their feet for media attention, like everybody else does. “Who does this guy think he is, anyway? The Pope?”
LOL. Tremendous article. Best laugh I’ve had in a long time. Viva il Papa!