“A man was stranded on the roof of his home after heavy rains flooded his hometown. A man swam up with a life jacket and said, “Put this on, I’ll take you to safety.” The stranded man replied, “No, God will save me.” A few minutes later, a woman in a boat came by and said, “Get in, I’ll take you to safety.” Again, the stranded man refused saying, “God will save me.” Hours passed, and finally a helicopter flew overhead. A voice from a loudspeaker said, “Grab the rope, we’ll take you to safety.” The stranded man waved them off shouting, “God will save me!” More rain fell, finally covering the house, and drowning the stranded man. He arrived at the pearly gates, and demanded to see God. After gaining an audience with God, he said, “Why didn’t you save me?” God answered, “I sent a swimmer, a boat and a helicopter … what more did you want?””