Priest Claims Hate Texts Are From Demon Spirit

[estesbob]

I agree!

Just find this demons IP address and hope it’s not in Hell.

I suspect it is Yankee stadium

 

[ringil]

I suspect it is Yankee stadium

Hey Bob,

We can heartily agree on this!

 

[jilly4ski]

If I were him, I’d just hack the whole internet and launch nukes everywhere like any common-sense supervillain would’ve already done. Some all-powerful demon.

But that is why they are supervillians, because don’t have common sense.

 

[MtnDwellar]

Thanks for proving how sarcasm and wit is really lost on religious people.

I definitely detected sarcasm.

 

[Lost_Wanderer]

But that is why they are supervillians, because don’t have common sense.

Apparently like many senior villains, it’s high time he consulted the new Evil Overlord List. You’d think if he could access a cellphone, he could’ve Googled that at least.

 

[mikekle]

Demon communicating by texting? Huh…very sophisticated demons we have today.

Actually its not that surprising, my ex mother in law refuses to have a computer in her home, due to her belief that satan and evil spirits in general CAN use this media as a way to get around.

Ive heard other things about this as well, some say this is how satan will pull off his grand deception.