See? Bitterness is funny! I need a glass filled with whiskey and a cigarette to complete the picture. I don’t have the husky voice though.ROFL
:hey_bud: Teehee…awesome!See? Bitterness is funny! I need a glass filled with whiskey and a cigarette to complete the picture. I don’t have the husky voice though.
If you do not do so already, may I suggest Al-Anon and/or ACA? To avoid falling into the trap of “I can fix him”.i like this one!! its kind of a biggie for me as my family does have a history of alcoholism…and i get really turned off by people who drink too much
Nah, I think if I find someone, the bitterness will go away. I can’t be too picky, if I want to attract someone.So you should add…must enjoy sarcasm and wit to you list!
Well, I am going to Vegas this weekend, so I might end up married to an Elvis impersonator.
Or the wax George Clooney. tries to pry wax statue when guards aren’t looking Thanks Musician!
Well, I am going to Vegas this weekend, so I might end up married to an Elvis impersonator.
God helps those to help themselves I guess.
Please bail me out if I end up in jail.
To Madame Trussauds Wax Museum: This a joke, that statue has been with too many girls.
Can’t…breathe…too…funny…Thank you, I’ll be here all day (since I’m waiting for a phone call), don’t try the veal!
And people wonder why I’m still single? 
Maybe they all die from not breathing. MUST BE LESS FUNNY. I will speak in a monotone from now on. Thank you, I’ll be here all day (since I’m waiting for a phone call), don’t try the veal!
:hug1: Let us know how it goes…
humor and sarcasm is great… but a sweet temper will do just fine…So you should add…must enjoy sarcasm and wit to you list!
so no will do… hehehe… you want CAKE AND A MAN!! girl… u r asking for too much… set ur sight lowerSee? Bitterness is funny! I need a glass filled with whiskey and a cigarette to complete the picture. I don’t have the husky voice though.
I still want cake. And a man. How about a man delivering me cake? Will God just answer one little prayer?!
I don’t think that would work, me not cracking jokes. It breaks people’s expectations. Chubby girls are SUPPOSED to be funny and smart.
Okay we totally hijacked this thread!
It makes people like us, since we can’t attract them physically. i will look out for that article in the paper!! will be there to bail you out… (only if you get one for me too)Well, I am going to Vegas this weekend, so I might end up married to an Elvis impersonator.
God helps those to help themselves I guess.
Please bail me out if I end up in jail.
To Madame Trussauds Wax Museum: This a joke, that statue has been with too many girls.
I had one a few days ago, he was my waiter! Boom tish!
Funny girl tries to steal wax George Clooney. The police found the path of melted wax, and found the girl in a freezer. The trial was held in front a jury of desperate single women, and she was found innocent.i will look out for that article in the paper!! will be there to bail you out… (only if you get one for me too)
After the statue is remolded, the wedding will take place. Pilot is an expensive hobby to have. Its not a job, its a hobby that some get blessed with doing for a living. I love both flying and airplanes so for me the benefits are greater than the costsMine;
Catholic and practicing
Funny
Intelligent
Sweet-something to complement my tougher side and make me expose my softer side
Gentle
Strong
Doesn’t mind that I have ambitions
Hardworking
Good with kids
Looks really don’t matter to me. As for provider…I don’t think that matters, as long as he works hard at whatever he does and our children are well cared for. But I also have nothing against women working outside the home
Oh, I should add, loves adventure.
I think I need to marry a pilot
. See, my life dilemma is which aviation career to choose. Flight dispatching makes me the “captain on the ground” and I am part of the flight crew and can jumpseat. But, airline operations HQ are in a limited number of cities and I love life here in DC. Air traffic control doesnt have any travel benefits like dispatching does but it keeps me close to the heavy metal and where I want to live. Eventually, I would love one day to make it to a commercial flight deck. Every time I advance the throttle to full power and pull back on the yoke when flying and the aircraft gradually lifts off the ground it gives me an awesome feeling. I feel like an artist when I manage to grease a landing haha!