Gosh this is a neat thread. Nothing to fight about.
I used to want to be a Carmelite, as I have always loved John of the Cross, and I wore a scapular until it made my neck turn colors. Really, I never took it off. Then I realized I was being superstitious about something that was meant to be a devotion, so I live my life dangerously without a scapular “safety net” now. Plus, I’m saving a bundle as they broke often.
I was once an aspirant for the Christian Brothers (LaSalle) but they don’t make you change your name. I interviewed with a local Franciscan order years and years ago but they don’t make you change your name either. My discernment eventually led me away from professing vows (and it had nothing to do with my desire to change my name in the slightest).
But yes, how I fantasized about a name change with a prepositional phrase tacked on the end. I once knew a Benedictine monk in the Phillipines whose name was Br. Pachomius, after the 2nd century monk. No prepositional phrase, however.
So I’d have been a Carmelite because I am a poet and John of the Cross is one of the best Saint Poets (Hopkins was a Jesuit, and a better poet, though he was never canonized). Not the best reason for joining an order, but here goes:
**Brother Immanuel Javier Salvatore Xavier of the Incarnation **(and if they thought I took too many variations on “savior,” I’d let them whittle off the ones they didn’t like).